Let me get the ball rollin' with this classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLtPy42LhGM What you got?
classic. The translation being 'I'm glad I'm 50 years older so I can say "if I was 50 years younger I'd kick your ass" without getting a beating'
How old would Larry have been if he was 50 years younger? 83? :huh "If I was sober, I'd kick your ass!"
Still looking for his critique of Judah.... Something along the lines of Judah claiming he had 20carats of diamonds in his teeth and Merchant says, unfortunately they were in a setting of glass.