If you were a boxer, what would you do to get inside your opponents head ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS_FMOzLCRU

 

I'd enter the ring like The Undertaker:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqi2NrifktA

and have intercourse with my opponents mum 3 days before the fight.

 

Send him a video (vhs) with the first 3 episodes of 'twin peaks" ...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJvO67Mn2Sc :good

 

I'd simply smile and present him with some of his wife's underwear at the press conference and say she left these behind

 

Nothing intentional. I'd just be the most arrogant version of myself like I am now for all athletic events.

 

Tell them I will Shatter their wife and young sons Glass Jaw also.

 

I'd be on the TV and I'd be all like BAM BAM BAM! POW! PAP PAP POW! Just really fast and for ages and then I'd look into the camera really serious and be like "That's what You're gonna get when I see you!" And then I'd just push the camera over like I didn't even care how much it cost and it would land on the floor and you could just see my feet but then I would get down and start doing push ups next to the camera and you could just see my face going up and down and every time my face was in view I'd say stuff like "I'll beat you up" and "Come on punk, look at all my push ups I'm doing! I'm stronger than you are by millions." Obviously that last one there would be over several push ups because it would look stupid if I just stayed down for ages.

 

even had mike tyson in the wankbank

 

Winner.

 

Just be my usual unpredictable self


****..I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do, like use punctuation or not