Zie Certified Iron chins

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  1. Prof I C Chins

    Prof I C Chins Guest

    Vie have been groundbreaking research at zie Punch Resistance Laboratories in Lichtenstein and after months of vigorous testing on zie jaws of Joe Calzaghe and Floyd 'money' Mayveather vie have come to zie conclusion zhat zhey both are zie proud owners of vhat we refer to as 'Zie Iron Chin' and zhis ist von of zie key reason vhy zhey are both unbeatable vith zero blueprint.

    To conclude, Joe Calzaghe and Floyd Mayveather have been fully certified as owners of 'Zie Iron Chin' at zie punch resistance laboratories in Lichtenstein, zie highest possible grading for any chin, joining zie ranks of George Chuvalo, Marverlous Marvin Hagler, and Vitali Klitchsko.

    Zhank you for your time

    Yours sincerely

    Professor I C Chins :deal
     
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  2. Maydana

    Maydana Titanium Full Member

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    Hi Prof, What do you think about the heroism of Claus von Stauffenberg when he attempted to assassinate Hitler back in the 40s? Were Germans proud of it or were they rooting for Hitler for world domination?
     
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  3. Prof I C Chins

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    Zhis ist zie f***ing disgrace, ban zhis nincampoop from zie esb for zie sake of zie boxing fraternity!!!!
    :ibutt:fight:desk:ldevil:cus:ban:beat:boxx
     
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  4. MVC!

    MVC! The Best Ever Full Member

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    Good analysis, Prof!

    Floyd Money Mayweather does indeed possess the best jaw in boxing today!!!
     
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  5. bailey

    bailey Loyal Member Full Member

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    :happy What fantastic research and amazing discovery.
    You geniuses working in Punch Resistance Laboratories in Lichtenstein have once again smashed science and successfully managed to find iron in the chin of these athletes.
    Minions on ESB would not be able to comprehend the work you guys have successfully undertaken and probably even if displayed in handbooks that 2 year olds could read, would still not grasp what has been discovered.
    I have been reading the Punch resistance journals from Lichtenstein and was totally engrossed and impressed with the IQ needed just to walk through those laboratory doors.
    Keep up the good work :thumbsup
     
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  6. Relentless2.0

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    Ellerbeweather got shaken up by chop chop Corley, judah and mosley. Iron chin warriors don't get stunned.
     
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  7. MVC!

    MVC! The Best Ever Full Member

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    You don't know **** about jaws.

    18 years of boxing, never down by a punch ever. :rofl

    Leave the chinchecking to the pros. You're out of your depth! :oops:
     
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  8. Relentless2.0

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    I am the expert son.

    Remember when he went down crying like a sissy ***** when he hurt his hand on some Mexican bums head?

    Think he was trying to mimic his unca roga when he used to go down on his knees to suck ***** for crack.
     
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  9. Alien

    Alien Chin Scholar Full Member

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    Iron Chins exist in boxing, just as fragile and disgraceful Glass Jaws do.

    Doctor Mandy Bull and the good Professor deserve plaudits for their work in certifying these Iron Chins of the sport.
     
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  10. Nonito Smoak

    Nonito Smoak Ioka>Lomo, sorry my dudes Full Member

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    Iron chins and glass chins are very real, unfortunately for some...
     
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  11. MVC!

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    Leave it to the experts, kiddo.

    Don't embarrass yourself any further. :oops:

    Floyd has the best jaw in boxing atm.

    :hey:rasta
     
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  12. timeout

    timeout Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Great list prof!!! AS alwayS!

    Calzaghe! vitali! Oliver mccall

    But I dont know about pillow gloves mayweather???

    Your could of made a slight miss calculation there. Fooled by the pillow gloves that mayweather forces the opponent's to wear!
    That boy was on ***** street from coked up Ricky Hatton. He done a silly dance from single mosley right hand. That chin, is china...
     
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  13. Mexi-Box

    Mexi-Box Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    I hate you so much Zakman aka the Professor. You should go to that other forum where you got crucified by all the posters there.
     
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  14. Relentless2.0

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    Those jaw strengthening exercises he's been doing with ellerboos beef stick really helped out.
     
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  15. Benitom3

    Benitom3 Boxing Junkie banned

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    malik Scott...
     
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