Tommy Morrison vs Wladimir Klitschko?

Unless he is trolling, I quite agree!

 

I could see Wlad trying to make this a boring fight and carry it for a few rounds and accidently knocking Morrison out.

Like Wlad would try to just touch him with the jab but Morrison would slip and catch it at a sick angle, nearly tearing his own head off, and just wobbling and fallling all over the place.

Wlad would try to clinch him and hold him up on his feet, but the Duke would just keep slipping out of his grip and going down until the ref has to wave it off.

"I'm zo sozzy everyone, zee Duke hof nein chin."

Dinovelvet hits ESB, complaing Morrison would have knocked Wlad out had he not been cheated by his excessive holding. And that Wlad is a steroid cheat and Morrison has lived a good clean life.

 

^ lol

 

This fight is basically a poor mans Lewis vs a poor mans Tyson.

I pick the poor mans Lewis to win

 

I like mongoose's version the best.

 

This is gracing us with your "messgaes"?
Oh, ok.

 

It's different.

 

Wlad is not a poor man's anyone. He beats Morrison easily.

 

Wlad is the only hw champ to get utterly pulverised by a retired 37 year old nobody and then subsequently live in fear of that shot2**** nobody.

if that's not poor, then... well no don't deny it, its poor, since hes the only one who did it.

 

2 outcomes -

1. Morrison by early KO on wlads crap chin
2. Wlad hugs Morrison to a points win in Germany with a bent ref

Outcome also depends on which Morrison turns up.

If its prime Morrison, then its lights out early for Wlad by instant chin destruction and wlad begins a 60 second chicken dance "ohhhnuuuooo..huuulllp muuh" panic as he flails his arms around in a vain attempt to helicopter himself out of the ring to safety.

If its AIDs ridden Morrison, Wlad gasses the diseased fella out by running and wrestling and hugging him until round 5, then closes in for kill. The Wlad contracts AIDs from tom and dies back in Ukraine.

Third factor is Wlads age - only young prime Wlad would dare fight Morrison. older Wlad would never agree to face him until Morrison was in the late stages of AIDs, then he'd be happy to gass out the dying patient like he did with cancer patient Pianeta.

 

Wlad takes it by KO. Both fighters lack punch resistance. Morrison was more proven it that he got up off the floor to win many times.

Wlad? I can't recall a heavyweight champion who seemed to get totally drained mind/body, upon taking a good punch. His expression was one of defeat.

Besides getting off the floor against Peter who knocked him down with glancing blows at best, I'm having a hard time remembering when he got up off the floor and won.

 

Answering my own question. Wlad, did get up off the floor against Williamson. The fight was stopped after an unintentional butt after the next round.