Let's rate some GLASS SHATTERINGS!

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  1. Super Hans

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    OK, let's rate some GLASS SHATTERING'S!

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    GLASS SHATTERING
    -Name of fight-

    VIDEO OF KO
    -post a youtube clip, if possible-

    QUALITY OF OPPOSITION (ratings out of 10)

    -description on the guy doing the KO. If it's a pound for pound rated fighter with a big punch the number should be higher than a bum-

    DEMONSTRATION OF CHIN (rating out of 10)

    -rate how poor the chin was, if it's a jab from a none puncher- low score, higher if it's a hail mary from a massive puncher-

    PROFILE OF FIGHT (rating out of 10)

    A huge main event on HBO PPV would be a high rating, if it was in some bingo hall with two fighters nobody has ever heard of- a low rating-

    WAS IT HILARIOUS (yes or no)

    -self explanatory really

    OVERALL PATHETIC NATURE (rating out of 10)

    -rate how pathetic it was, get knocked out with a jab on HBO PPV by a pillow fisted bum would be truly pathetic etc-

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    GLASS SHATTERING
    Glen Johnson KO9 Roy Jones Jr

    VIDEO OF KO
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    QUALITY OF OPPOSITION (4/10)

    Road Warrior Glen Johnson was a plodding gatekeeper, passed around like a bum at the stronger Calzaghe run 168.

    DEMONSTRATION OF CHIN (1 of 10)

    Absolutely abysmal. Jones was KO'd for ages by a nothing punch from a guy with little power and a poor KO rate

    PROFILE OF FIGHT (9 of 10)

    Jones was a huge start at the time and until recently had been rated pound for pound number 1. It was in the main event of a HBO card where Jones was trying to bounce back from his glass shattering at the hands of Tarver

    WAS IT HILARIOUS (yes)

    It's always a laugh to see a drug cheat get what they deserve. It's even funny when they are 1 to 6 favorites in the main event on HBO.

    OVERALL PATHETIC NATURE (10 of 10)

    Y'all must've forgot, Roy's got a glass jaw
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  2. BOMB SQUAD

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    I can't post links since I'm a noob; so, someone post Oliver McCall's short right hand on the chin of Lewis and end this thread.
     
  3. Super Hans

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    Or maybe we should finish off with rating some amateur fights:

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    :patsch:patsch:lol::lol::rofl:rofl
     
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    Everyone already knows most glass jaws come by way of Britain.

    They have the worst glass jaws out of any nation :patsch:rofl
     
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    Yusaf Mack, Cornelius White, Cedric Agnew, Lamont Peterson, Chris Algieri, J'Leon Love, Mickey Bey, Amir Mansour, John Molina, Don George, Glen Tapia, Anthony Dirrell, Derric Rossy, Shannon Briggs, Vinny Maddalone, Joe Hanks, Jason Gavern, Chazz Witherspoon, Peter Manfredo Jr, George Tahdooahnippah, Peter Quillin, Fernando Guerrero, Curtis Stevens, Willie Nelson, Dmitriy Salita, Mike Jones, Rod Salka, Tyrone Brunson, Terence Crawford, Vicente Escobedo, Rico Ramos, Roy Jones Jr, Hasim Rahmen, Allan Green, Zab Judah, Jermaine Taylor, Jonathan Banks, Mike Jones, Travis Walker, Jaidon Codrington, Tony Thompson, Daniel Jacobs, Monte Barrett, Andre Dirrell, Paul Williams, Chad Dawson, Cory Spinks, Mike Tyson, Kendall Holt, Randall Bailey, Otis Grffin, Randall Bailey, Michael Grant, Seth Mitchell, Adrien Broner, Lamont Peterson, Steve Cunningham, Eric Crumble, James Kirkland, Victor Otiz, Sharmba Mitchell, Paulie Malignaggi, Mike Dallas, Keith Thurman, Brandon Gonzalez and 100's of other disagree.


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    GLASS SHATTERING
    Williams KO4 tyson

    VIDEO OF KO
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    QUALITY OF OPPOSITION (4/10)

    Danny Williams was a british level fighter turned decent journeyman turned complete tomato can knocking out one of the most feared fighters ever.

    DEMONSTRATION OF CHIN (5 of 10)

    Mike stood up to big punches but could barely defend himself and never wanted to get up, his chin was gone.

    PROFILE OF FIGHT (8 of 10)

    Quite high profile, because it featured iron mike tyson and was also on sky box office. so yes it was a big fight at the time.

    WAS IT HILARIOUS (yes)

    Seeing danny williams land huge unanswered combinations on tyson's bonce was pretty funny considering williams only a few years later would be destroyed by audley harrison.

    OVERALL PATHETIC NATURE (7 of 10)

    Everybody's got plans... until they get hit.
    Mike Tyson
     
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    GLASS SHATTERING
    Nobuhiro Ishida TKO1 James Kirkland

    VIDEO OF KO
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    QUALITY OF OPPOSITION (1 out of 10)

    A none punching Japanese journeyman, cherry picked for Kirkland on his comeback trail from being done up his butt his jail

    DEMONSTRATION OF CHIN (0 of 10)

    One of the most truly pathetic things of all time. Kirkland was knocked down and put on ***** street after 30 seconds, then knocked down a couple more times before Joe Cortez ended the madness

    PROFILE OF FIGHT (7 out of 10)

    A showcase fight on the undercard of Maidana v Morales.

    WAS IT HILARIOUS (yes or no)

    OH HELL YEAH! HBO didn't even have a Jap translator on hand to interview Ishida because Kirkland was meant to destroy him in a few seconds

    OVERALL PATHETIC NATURE (10 out of 10)

    Easily one of the most pathetic things you will have see. Getting stopped in round one by a none puncher on HBO :patsch
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    That one put kirkland straight into top 3 of p4p glass jaw lists.
     
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    :yep Its so appalling he's gonna have to do a lot more to get out of the top 3 anytime between now and when he retires, like if he went up to 160 fought GGG, then up to 168 fought Froch and then up 175 and fought Kovalev and stay up for 12 rounds in each.
     
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    GLASS SHATTERING
    Edwards Ko1 jack

    VIDEO OF KO
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    QUALITY OF OPPOSITION (4 out of 10)

    Derek edwards is ranked 50th in the super middleweight divison, an okay fighter but will never win a proper title.

    DEMONSTRATION OF CHIN (1 of 10)

    Ko'd in the first round by an average puncher, it was a nice overhand right, but only a glass jawed TMT hype job would be ko'd out by it.

    PROFILE OF FIGHT (2 out of 10)

    TMT promoted event, terrible as usual.

    WAS IT HILARIOUS (yes)

    Hilarity ensues, when the hype from many america fans mouths, is quickly stopped.

    OVERALL PATHETIC NATURE (10 out of 10)

    Easily 10/10. badou jack drops like a stack of cards falls sideways into the ropes gives the ref an ironic smile, dusts himself straight after gets smashed again by a right hand to the temple, this time he falls foward trying to get a mouthful of edwards shorts but misses, And when he tries getting up again does an unfortunate nosedive straight into the mat. then once up his legs betray him as he stagger backwards trying to nod to the ref as if he is alright. And then looks hard done by when the ref calls it OFF.
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  12. Imperial1

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    So let me get this straight are you insinuating that Tyson had a glass jaw ? Wow honestly some of your are re****s no doubt about it !:patsch
     
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    :happy

    Great entry in a possible GOAT thread.

    I think all members of TMT deserve an entry on here! :good
     
  14. McGrain

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    There should be a sub-forum for people who think fighters getting knocked out is hilarious (Tszyu-Judah aside).
     
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    You mad. :lol: