Tony Ayala vs. Lorena Bobbitt

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  1. laxpdx

    laxpdx Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Lorena Bobbitt would be armed with a razor-sharp sword, mind you.
     
  2. Duodenum

    Duodenum Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    It all comes down to whether or not Lorena's blade can cut through the nylon stockings Ayala would be trying to use against her.
     
  3. Cobra33

    Cobra33 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I think Ayala goes on the offensive early and almost knocksout Bobbitt.
    But then Ayala passes out from his drug/liquor intake and Bobbitt launches her patented "cut it off while he's past out move" and comes back to knockout Ayala.
     
  4. Duodenum

    Duodenum Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Which brand does she endorse anyway? (My kitchen blades are getting kind of dull.)
     
  5. Ramon Rojo

    Ramon Rojo Active Member Full Member

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    Lorena by castration
     
  6. dmille

    dmille We knew, about Tszyu, before you. Full Member

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    :cool: You folks are twisted....
     
  7. Titan1

    Titan1 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    :good El Torito wouldn't have a chance.:yep
     
  8. Joe E

    Joe E Well-Known Member Full Member

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    bobbitt takes it on cuts.thanks.:nut
     
  9. The Morlocks

    The Morlocks Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I'm sure that Ayala has handled more c##$%%&ks than Lorena has, inbetween being OBVIOUSLY the greatest fighter in this lifetime. :deal
     
  10. mcvey

    mcvey VIP Member Full Member

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    No, just immature.
    The lounge beckons post's like this, imo.
     
  11. anarci

    anarci Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    El Torito would lay that ***** out:bbb:bbb Then flip over and do her prison style and have another beer.:prison:beer:tdh
     
  12. lefthook31

    lefthook31 Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    Sick ******* would probably want to be cut while he raped her