Boxers going to Holiday in Spain...

I went to spain once. I was drunk and I saw Jennifer Lopez, so I ****ed her on top of the bridge. i dragged her **** up there. I said, "***** you're coming with me". Her **** weighed a tone, but I managed to get her up there in the end. Anyway, I was ****ing her when an army helicopter came from underneath and started shooting. Luckily I just had enough strength to throw Jennifer Lopez at the helicopter and her **** blocked the pilots view and it crashed. I then saw jennifer lopez falling so I quickly jumped off the bridge and got her as she was falling. Luckily I had a parachute on so I started ****ing her again whilst in the air.

Beware if you go to Spain. It's crazy.

 

You may laugh - but the guy has a point. Go to Granada - see the Alhambra: under the Moors Spain flourished. The modern Spanish-ruled spain is a pale shadow, a corrupt banana republic, economic basket-case etc. One of the 'sick' economies of Europe. A bit like Ireland with sunshine!

 

...and much better drugs.

 

That sounds like kidnap, r ape, assault, attemped murder, criminal damage AND drunk and disorderly!!

Ah well, as long as you had a good time.

 

Your story is much more believable.

 

Sounds exactly like Greece ffs.

 

or go dancing together in a gay bar, like Wlado and Chisora

 

Precisely. Hence the moniker 'P.I.G.S.'. ---->
'Portugal Ireland Greece Spain' :thumbsup

 

Went down on a hooker? ****ing hell.

 

British and German tourists are the two most feared and hated in the world. Ugly, fat, screaming, drunk *******s nobody wants to have around.

 

All these places exist just to fleece dumb drunken tourists.

 

Many cyclists, athletes and some tennis players went there as well... They came back better as ever before, so a vacation there clearly does wonders for your body :yep