Lol @ people who think a Boxer is STILL...

Discussion in 'MMA Forum' started by Brixton Bomber, May 10, 2015.

  1. PIRA

    PIRA Arise Sir Lennox. Full Member

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    **** you know nothing outside your backyard man. Just watch some junior wrestling, judo, BJJ or even MMA (shock, horror) - those kids would hand you your ****. Not to mention the skills and conditioning they then use in other school sports.
     
  2. TJ Max

    TJ Max Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Brixton, you have no idea to how to train. You say, MMA train all three systems like that's a good thing.

    Anybody that's training in glycolysis for an extended period of time is doing themselves a disservice.

    That's one of the many reasons MMA fighters have short careers.

    For one, the level of athleticism in MMA is low. Why? Because they don't get paid enough. There is no incentive for great athletes to go into MMA.

    Why would someone go into MMA when they will likely be crippled in later life, and they don't make a fraction of what the top boxers or athletes in other sports make?

    That makes no sense.

    And also, Brixton, you're probably young or you're an imbecile, but you're not invulnerable. You can do that MMA dumb****, but don't be surprised when you get ligament and cartilage damage down the road.

    How bad will you be then? Don't be an idiot. None of this stuff matters. It's great to have confidence and know how to fight, but only an imbecile does it in real life. Even then, enough people carry weapons today that anything you can do or think you can do will be nullified.
     
  3. Cafe

    Cafe Sitzpinkler Full Member

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    If you think some high school guy who did wrestling is taking my right cross square and is still standing you are out of our mind. I have enough punching power to cave faces in. (Because I do boxing).
     
  4. Sammy123

    Sammy123 Money Maker Staff Member

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    Pretty sure Wlad could knock out the UFC heavyweight champ with a right hand.

    Real men stand up and fight. Only ***gots roll around the ground dry humping each other.
     
  5. Brixton Bomber

    Brixton Bomber Obsessed with Boxing banned Full Member

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    There is a MUCH higher chance to be taken down first than it is to land your right cross and finish someone with it.

    Makes me laugh how Boxers think it's only one punch that's needed.

    @ Sammy - A fight can be finished by KO or submission. That's a FIGHT, btw, not a 'Boxing Match.'
     
  6. PIRA

    PIRA Arise Sir Lennox. Full Member

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    Is that what your arguing - that you are a grown adult who is capable of beating up teenagers? :huh :verysad Who stands there and wants to take a right cross square. :lol: I forgot - all your right cross' land square on high school kids.:patsch

    Maybe you should wreak boxings revenge on that fat kid in the youtube vid being bullied that slammed his attacker. Show him that right cross.
     
  7. PIRA

    PIRA Arise Sir Lennox. Full Member

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    Funny how most special forces regularly train in forms of grappling. :patsch

    Sort of invalidates your "real men" observation civvy.:deal
     
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    Cafe Sitzpinkler Full Member

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    Well you initiated that argument, so don't go attacking me now.
     
  9. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    Even worse, when they're rolling around on the ground, it's frightfully DULL to watch.:yep
     
  10. PIRA

    PIRA Arise Sir Lennox. Full Member

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    No dude - your the one who boasted about beating teenagers. That one is all on you.:deal
     
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    Cafe Sitzpinkler Full Member

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    Haha, okay okay. Looks like I'm now getting out-trolled here. I'm taking my leave.
     
  12. Sammy123

    Sammy123 Money Maker Staff Member

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    That's why your special forces haven't done ****.

    Special forces like the SEALS train to kill as quickly and efficiently as possible in hand to hand combat. That is not what GRAPPLING does. :patsch

    In fact, never mind special forces...every competent armed forces on the planet LINE train (or some derivative) for hand to hand combat., not "grappling" :rofl.

    Yet another example of you not knowing **** what you're talking about. :deal
     
  13. PIRA

    PIRA Arise Sir Lennox. Full Member

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    :rofl

    Keyboard ****er spouts out "Special forces haven't done ****" (priceless, definite contender for quote of the year) then proceeds to discuss the SEAL program of which he knows nothing.


    The stupidity is strong in this one.:deal
     
  14. LavelleFuxwell

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    Cain can't even get himself off the sidelines. He's had the worst reign of any champ I can think of in recent memory.

    Wlad would KO anyone with either hand especially in scenerios where he has little to no protection on his hands. Wlad has better physical tools and is a higher caliber athlete than Cain Velasquez or any heavyweight in the UFC. He could have done well in any combat sport he put his mind to.

    Unfortunately the UFC/MMA can't afford Wladimir. He would have no incentive to learn their sport. If MMA is such a complete art where the top guys are supposedly "well rounded at everything" they should compete in the boxing ring so they can make a better living for their family . Hehe
     
  15. TJ Max

    TJ Max Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I kind of doubt that man. They might learn grappling at the basic level, but they're not rolling around with a man, covered in his sweat everyday or anything.

    It's just not practical. Special Forces are supposed to be masters of evasion. You think they would be out in the field rolling around with some naked dude?

    Does that make any sense to you?

    Also, they probably harbor injuries, so putting their joints in such compromising positions is likely off the table.