They move like statues and sting like dead fleas

Did pee wee ever get his bike back ?

I remember having to cut though all those chains

You are the epitome of a dork

 

Black t shirt and jeans, come and punch me.

 

Yea of course you're there

There's a kebab shop next to the McDonalds what is it called ?

 

Are they?

I don't know anything about Biko Botowamungu. Do you?

 

Crystal kebab, where you at?

 

Been using Google maps I see

 

I'll pop in to see if they can do me a nice doner, I'll have a look round and ask if they've seen your bottle anywhere aswell.

 

:rofl

he will have left his bottle in his handbag along with his nuts...

 

that's it, every silly little lie you tell to imbue your worthless, tragic, empty existence with a semblance of meaning. there, there, let it all go.

 

I'm there I can't see you anywhere

 

Your the liar you even lie to yourself how sad

 

come on, every little lie. you're finally gonna be free, and can start living a real life.

 

that's it, keep them coming. we'll get there.

 

Do you ever stop lying

 

more ducks than amir khan

quack quack