They move like statues and sting like dead fleas

No I was the smart, good looking tough popular kid

Stop resorting to lies and make believe

 

Was it your smell? Did they call you smelly constar? Did they not let you play Pokemon with them? It's ok constar, it will be ok, just accept that was a bad time in your life

 

Pokemon came out when I was like 16 it was after my time

I used to like power rangers back in the early 90's though we used to have power rangers play fights in the school playground

I was always the White ranger because he was the most powerful one

I smell great according to all my ex girlfriends they even stole my jumpers and kept them to smell me after I was gone

I wonder why your trying to wind people up on the Internet it seems immature

I wonder why you keep imagining scenarios where I got bullied because that could never happen to me it must be something that happened to you now you project that life onto others and laugh at them in your feeble attempt to escape reality

 

There you go, we are talking about happy moments on your life, that's the Constar I want to see!

 

It's actually Neverland. Named after the mythical place made famous in the Peter Pan story.

A real gangster would know that.

 

I thought that was the reason why you wanted to meet me.

Also, bin men don't wear roses.

 

The happy dance, the happy dance we love to do the happy dance

I'm happy son I just had some hot drugs on toast

 

No its never never land for you

Because your never never going to be more of a man then me chump

 

From crystal kebab? This place sounds the nuts!

 

I'm sorry, maybe it's this kebab taking it out of me, but I am having trouble reading your above post. Could you use some grammar, please?

When are you going to get here? I only know Crystal Kebab and McDonalds in Kings Cross so I don't want to wonder off and get lost. I am nearly done with this kebab and I don't really want to have to go into McDonalds for a Happy Meal whilst I wait for you.

 

Get yourself a happy meal you'll feel better afterwards

 

Yea the kebab there is really nice

But the hot drugs on toast is home made

 

Ok then.

I'll save the toy and a chip for you.

 

I like the one on angel high street, except for when they run out of kebab meat at the end of a night out, when you are most in need of a kebab

 

Have the chip I've got money son