Premier Boxing Champions: Jesús Marcelo Andrés Cuellar vs. Vic Darchinyan RBR

Round 3

Angulo is marching in and throwing jabs at the body with high climbing rights. Raines is stepping back, catching punches on his long folded arms, lining up a 1-1-2 on the face of Angulo. Raines is shoving Angulo off with his left forearm, not letting him work the body for more than a moment.

10-9 Raines, close again.

29-28 Raines

 

El Perro has already failed to get rid of Raines in as expedient a manner as:

Kofi Jantuah
David Lemieux
Buddy McGirt Jr.
Ronald Hearns
Erislandy Lara

Another round and he will have failed to even match Dominick Britsch. :!:

 

Round 4

Angulo is digging in with underhanded body shots, walking through jabs willingly and touching Raines up on the waistband. Angulo is catching Raines now with chopping rights up top. Angulo takes advantage, sensing Raines is buzzed, pumping straight punches with both hands up top. Raines down from accumulation, on his knees. Up at eight, moving around. Raines in survival mode, throwing pot shot jabs. Left hook by Angulo at the bell.

10-8 Angulo

38-37

 

Angulo has no fast anything.

He probably has dial-up internet at home.

He's probably still working on his GED.

He probably swims a lap in a standard Olympic size pool in a cool twenty minutes.

He probably bangs his missus all night, five thrusts a minute, until cumming around dawn.