MMA is Idiotic

Discussion in 'MMA Forum' started by TJ Max, Jul 18, 2015.

  1. latineg

    latineg user of dude wipes Full Member

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    the ground game is interesting

    you probably cant focus on how its interesting because you get too freaked out watching guys roll around on the ground thinking about their bodies all over one another :think

    why do you ***ual dudes always ruin it for us dudes that just want to fight standing or rolling without turning it **** ??

    I bet your the type of guy that makes fun of others chins by sadistically mocking a dude with a weak chin????

    I'm totally kidding with you dude :good
     
  2. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    At my age I don't even get turned on watching two women roll around on the ground!!!:lol:

    Seriously, these MMA fights are just dull when they hit the ground, I don't see how anybody would see anything interesting or entertaining about watching a couple of guys - or gals - just lie there and roll around. It may take skill, but it's not the least bit entertaining to watch.

    Even in the most boring boxing matches, the fighters are at least in motion, enraging in action. This only occurs in MMA, as your second comment suggests, when they actually stand up and FIGHT!
     
  3. BCS8

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    Look, if they are just trying to stall the action, then I agree.

    But in most cases its boring because the spectator doesn't understand the technical aspects of what the fighters are trying to do. I suggest watching early Pride matches with Sakuraba, Carlos Newton etc, with Bas Rutten and Quadros as commentators. The grappling is all action, and the Rutten/Quadros do a great job in breaking down the technical aspects of what is happening. I guarantee that it won't seem nearly as tedious when you understand the mastery that some of these dudes display.
     
  4. DaManz84

    DaManz84 New Member Full Member

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    Trust man

    any mma bod on road i would one bang into next year say nada.

    I throwing destructive blows
     
  5. Misfit

    Misfit Unregistered User Full Member

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    Can you see me?
     
  6. BEATDOWNZ

    BEATDOWNZ Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    You are utterly clueless.
     
  7. BCS8

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    :lol:

    I was stuck behind a desk for quite a while; damn I packed the pounds quickly. The only solution is to work out / run / something sweaty after hours. :good Actually I put my feet up on a desk and my arms on the desk behind me and work triceps at work. There's quite a few exercises that are do-able at the grindstone so to speak.
     
  8. mirkofilipovic

    mirkofilipovic ESB Management Full Member

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    Translation.....

    I am ***ually attractive to hot MMA bodies, If I ever saw one I would inject my seed in to them like no tomorrow. :deal
     
  9. latineg

    latineg user of dude wipes Full Member

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    what are you the road warrior ?
     
  10. Big George

    Big George Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    It's more dangerous than all the above... Put together...