Danny Garcia's Bizarre Head + Hairline (Does it #@$% w/ You Too?!?!?)

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  1. Zimornsky

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    [url]http://media.philly.com/images/600*450/20120323_dn_0m0s519l.jpg[/url]

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    WTF is going on? Can science explain Cherry's head and hairline? There's like a really bizarre ridge where his hairline starts. It's like 2 foreheads doing the missionary position above his eyes.

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  2. Just Rik

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    It's strange that he chooses to edge up his hairline like Black Americans do, I don't think it looks good on anyone but them. I had a black guy cut my hair one time and thought nothing of it because I all I wanted was for it to be evenly buzz cut all around. Well, he does that then takes off the guard, does the hair on my neckline, around the ears etc. Then, I see him lining up somewhere between my head and my face, and I'm still thinking nothing of it, like maybe he's gonna get hair that somehow got missed on top of my head. By the time I realized the horror of what he was about to do it was too late, I see him coming in with the blade, and just before I thought to myself "is he" bzzzt, too late, he made the first strike at edging up my forehead line.

    Damn I was ****ed, it took everything I head to prevent from cursing him out. After "calmly" telling him I didn't want that I told him to go ahead and finish because really, what else could be done. Went around looking like an eraser head for about three weeks, got pictures taken with it and all. Still have them and everyone always asks why I look so mad in the picture, lol.
     
  3. Kush

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    :rofl
    :clap: Great story
     
  4. You guys absolutely never have any contact with anybody not white. I mean damn man, for real. None of you above me gramsey, zimornsky, just rik, see any Puerto Ricans during your daily routine? Even out here in Cali I see guys with line ups. Guidos get line ups.
     
  5. Lady Girl

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    he looks like monchichi

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  6. Kush

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    The best barber I ever had was an old Cuban. Mother****er could fade his ass off. He was slicker than rigo with a blade and scissors.
     
  7. Just Rik

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    First I get a "nice post" from Kirk and now a great story from you, lol, it must be my birth day. No really, it is my birth day.
     
  8. Just Rik

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    Big swing and a miss...I am Puerto Rican, it's just that I was raised in Cali.
     
  9. Lady Girl

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    yeah, they are. i used to go to a cuban one also. mothafugga used to put his nut sack on your shoulder. good barber though:yep
     
  10. RingKing75

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    I literally laughed till i cried after seeing that pic.:lol:
     
  11. Zimornsky

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    :lol::lol::rofl:rofl:deal
     
  12. Lady Girl

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    ah, you fuggers can past for black. you guys love the hip hop culture

    all my puerto rican friends dress like mars

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  13. Lady Girl

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    :yep:lol:
     
  14. shanahan14

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    What is wrong with his hair? He has an amazing hairline and thick hair. I think every should be jealous.


    If you're saying it looks strange because he edges his hair when it's that long, then yes it looks different. Most guys edge it when it's short.
     
  15. DirtyDan

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    I don't understand.

    It's called a shape up. Danny just has a weird hairline.

    It's a common haircut, Danny leaves his hair too long though and gets a shape up, he should get a number 4 or 5 and a fade.

    He should also fix his sideburns, that **** looks corny as ****.