Doctor Klitschko "Fury is Bi-Polar and I am the Cure!!"

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  1. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :yep

    Doctor Klitschko says he's gonna cure Fury of
    his multiple personality disorder!!

    Said he knows a guy that can get him a job
    in the circus after he retires following this fight!!

    :hey
     
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  2. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    "Fury says one thing and then later on he says a completely different thing.” said Klitschko (64-3, 53 KOs), who has earned a PhD in Sports Science from Kiev University. “There are a lot of psychological issues in Tyson Fury’s mind so I think he’s bipolar.”

    There’s hope for Fury (24-0, 18 KOs), though, and help is on the way, the WBA, IBF, WBO and IBO titleholder insisted.

    “I also believe that I can change him in a better way as a person,” he said in a conference call. “I’ve done a great job as a therapist for David Haye. Dave Haye became a better person after fighting with me. I’ve seen David after the fight, years later, and we had a chat and he’s definitely become a better person.”

    We can anticipate what the 6-foot, 6-inch fighter called “reality therapy,” Klitschko added.

    “I can really change Tyson Fury and make him a better person,” said the man known as Dr. Steelhammer. “I don’t think he’s completely lost. I can do it as an expert therapist.”

    Ever magnanimous and insightful, Klitschko praised Fury, 27, for his sense of humor and called the Irishman a clown and that he could get Fury
    a job in the circus as a Clown...

    :yep
     
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  3. SimplyTheBest

    SimplyTheBest Heavyweight Destroyer Full Member

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    PhD in Sports Science.....yeah whatever. He gets uncomfortable anytime anyone asks him about the topic of his dissertation (which cannot be found anywhere), he's done no scientific research or contributions to the field.

    Now anytime he fights some loudmouth, he thinks he's some sort of psychiatrist.....whats he gonna do, hypnotize them with his jab, grab, throw to the canvas routine?

    It's an honorary title at best......he's not a real PhD and it's an insult to those that really earned the title.
     
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  4. Prime Tyson

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    Ha, my guess is Wlad just watched the movie Cobra.
     
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  5. Caliboxing

    Caliboxing Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Wow, I'm impressed. That's 2 cures Dr. Clinchko can now claim, cure for Insomnia and Bi-Polar.
     
    Caliboxing, Sep 16, 2015
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  6. Apocolypse313

    Apocolypse313 Guest

    :yep
     
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  7. SimplyTheBest

    SimplyTheBest Heavyweight Destroyer Full Member

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    As if anyone takes you seriously around here.... :roll:
     
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  8. martinez

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    Nice job from Vlad! I mean as non native speaker he obviously can't over-talk his highly skilled trash cannon oponent as Fury :), but Vlad can reply sharply by using his intelligence and irony.
     
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  9. SimplyTheBest

    SimplyTheBest Heavyweight Destroyer Full Member

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    1. That's just it, it's not published anywhere, no independent confirmation of his dissertation or degree exists! Everyone just takes his word for it.

    2. Having 30K posts doesn't mean you know more about boxing, it means you have too much time on your hands and need to get out more. Yeah, I don't have time to get where you are (30k posts) because I have a career, social life, family, outside activities....

    Come back when you can talk seriously for a change :hi:
     
    SimplyTheBest, Sep 16, 2015
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  10. bandeedo

    bandeedo Loyal Member Full Member

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    :lol: i felt like a nerd knowing what a cloaca was. i, for one, can appreciate the wisdom you share from your permanent residence in left field.
     
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  11. bandeedo

    bandeedo Loyal Member Full Member

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    Thanks, B. And you'll definitely feel the opposite of nerdy when you're in a robotic cloaca. I can tell you that from experience. One blue pill, one bottle of jojoba oil and ole Sheila and it's like you're Superman. It's the only way I've ever done it. I have nearly 30k posts.[/QUOTE]

    :good to boldly go where no man has gone before.
     
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  12. SimplyTheBest

    SimplyTheBest Heavyweight Destroyer Full Member

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    Moldova is not Russia and vice versa. Either way it's the ****hole of E.Europe....yeah, I wouldn't go out either if I was stuck there.
     
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  13. Unforgiven

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    Curing mentally ill people by punching them in the head is an 'old school' medical procedure.
    It's kind of controversial nowadays but still the most effective. :yep
     
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  14. LondonRingRules

    LondonRingRules Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Lol what? He's said before that his dissertation was on the psychological effects of regimented sports on kids from the ages of 14 through to 19.
     
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  15. SimplyTheBest

    SimplyTheBest Heavyweight Destroyer Full Member

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    He said....in a media interview.....

    Where is the actual document? Who independently reviewed it? Anyone, anyone....
     
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