Doctor Klitschko "Fury is Bi-Polar and I am the Cure!!"

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by BoJangles, Sep 16, 2015.


  1. madballster

    madballster Loyal Member Full Member

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    How do you know its not published? How would you know its not published at a volume of 200 copies in the Ukraine or Germany? That BTW is a typical PHD thesis publishing size, basically distributed free of charge to all University libraries in the respective country.

    You won't get these on Amazon.com :deal
     
  2. miniq

    miniq FURY COMETH 2026 Full Member

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    He took steriods...that's all you need for a phd in sports science.
     
  3. cuchulain

    cuchulain Loyal Member Full Member

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    You ignorant sl-ut !

    Does your ingratitude know no bounds ?

    Boxed Ears not only informed you of the dissertation but he kindly translated the title for your semi-literate a*s. Wladimir originally penned the tome in Latin. It's formal title was:


    Attinentes ad Visual Media Via Obese Oleg et Lobachevsky Pueri quasi Magisterium Auxilium et vehiculum ad Consequi Auxit Discitium.

    (Not only is Dr. Klitschko a pugilistic throwback, he's also an academic throwback who believes (as did Newton, Bacon et al) that Latin is the proper medium for the dissemination of pure knowledge.)

    Show some gratitude and respect !



    Actually, it does.

    It is evident that you are not very bright, nor well acquainted with Butt's law (originally discovered and mathematically proven by ESB's own IntentionalButt) which states (in its simplest, boiled-down form):

    BK = πn ( r^m)

    where

    BK is boxing knowledge
    n = post count
    r = the measure of post relevance (note:0<r<1)
    m = Mendoza's constant, and varies from forum to forum
    &#960; = the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter


    From this, we can see immediately that one's boxing knowledge is in direct proportion to one's post count.


    Why would you belittle the man's sacrifice and dedicated service to the forum ?

    Have you any idea of what taken-for-granted pleasures and pastimes BE forgoes in order to raise from the proverbial slime, ignorant little pions such as yourself, and raise the general level of the dialogue on here ?

    :-(


    Interesting.:think

    What line of work are you in ?

    By "social life" I presume you mean you're a bit of a player with the ladies ? (nudge nudge, wink wink :hey)

    Or maybe the gents ?

    (Not that there's anything wrong with that, especially nowadays. :oops:)

    You're saying you've got game, am I right ?



    Boxed Ears is always very serious. The man is as serious as an erection problem.

    (Not that that's such a serious problem in this age of viagra :hey)


    So...

    In summary, show some respect to your betters.

    Listen, and learn !
     
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  4. cuchulain

    cuchulain Loyal Member Full Member

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    :rofl


    :-(
     
  5. bandeedo

    bandeedo Loyal Member Full Member

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    :clap:
     
  6. CST80

    CST80 The Hesitant Nihilist Staff Member

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    This whole thread is a masterwork from you Bachsteers:clap:And fine work from you too cuchulain:deal
     
  7. SimplyTheBest

    SimplyTheBest Heavyweight Destroyer Full Member

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    Oh really? :patsch

    Yeah, I guess a dissertation is just a 200-300 page document that you pull out of your ass, without a reference to any outside data :roll:

    It absolutely does require research, you must collect data from real verifiable sources to prove the underlying thesis.

    Why don't you actually go to graduate school before you talk about such matters.
     
  8. SimplyTheBest

    SimplyTheBest Heavyweight Destroyer Full Member

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    Magazines? :rofl Nice one.....

    Try professional peer reviewed journals, academic publications......
     
  9. SimplyTheBest

    SimplyTheBest Heavyweight Destroyer Full Member

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    That's nonsense. A dissertation only has to be defended at the committee of the university that confers the PhD. It is legalized at the government level, such as the embassy or consulate.

    A panel of German professors have no hand in either part......
     
  10. SimplyTheBest

    SimplyTheBest Heavyweight Destroyer Full Member

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    I will, when I see one here.....:hi:
     
  11. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :hey

    Dang... this thread got off on the wrong path...

    It's more fun to discuss Fury being a Klown in the Circus
    after he gets KTFO by Waldo and retires from boxing...

    or the topic of Furys Glass Mandible getting Shattered...

    :yep

    Where's the "Chin Checkers Posse" at?? :burger

    I haven't seen any 'Glass Mandible' threads lately...

    Do you think Fury rather be a Klown in the Circus...
    A Gypsy Bearded Lady in the Circus Freak Show or...
    Come to the USA and join a Travelling Circus and run
    a Gypsy Corndog Stand??

    :hey

    :burger
     
  12. Ivo

    Ivo Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Dr Klitschko has the right prescription.
     
  13. BCS8

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    :thumbsup:respect:good
     
  14. HerolGee

    HerolGee Loyal Member banned Full Member

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    I am asking you if its published...why are you reversing it and asking me??

    where is it published?
     
  15. HerolGee

    HerolGee Loyal Member banned Full Member

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    yes it is. u flop.