Is Enzo Calzaghe the GOAT trainer?

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  1. Super Hans

    Super Hans The Super One™ banned

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    Let's be honest, his sperm produced the GOAT fighter and he was hos cornerman throughout his career.

    And before Mayweather fanboys chirp in and go, 'no it was Floyd Mayweather Sr', unlike Floyd son, Enzo didn't artificially enhance his son with PEDs
     
  2. Beouche

    Beouche Juan Manuel Marquez Full Member

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    lol i was thinking this the other day

    truth is he was just a lucky drunken failed musician who shot out a natural born genius out of his genitals
     
  3. Super Hans

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    He was also so superb in those Coral adverts they have become Team ELITEs Bookmaker of choice when they sweep in the millions, I hear. :deal
     
  4. ellerbe

    ellerbe Loyal Member Full Member

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    hahaha people are learning dont feed this attention seeking troll
     
  5. TinFoilHat

    TinFoilHat Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Enzo wasn't a good trainer. Joe just had a lot of natural boxing potential... I don't think he was a terrible trainer either though.

    Calzaghe could have been a champ being trained by anyone!
     
  6. Super Hans

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    Yet here are you commenting on my threads ready to be treated like my personal punching bag. :hi:
     
  7. Super Hans

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    Good point but we have to give kudos to his sperm. :thumbsup
     
  8. Robney

    Robney ᴻᴼ ᴸᴼᴻᴳᴲᴿ ᴲ۷ᴵᴸ Full Member

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    I see mention of a Welshman, sperm and goat trainer, so I get a little confused.
    Weren't these guys into sheep instead of goats? I think you've got a couple of things mixed up here :conf
     
  9. Super Hans

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    Maybe if a human fertilizes a sheep, we get the GOAT. :deal
     
  10. Robney

    Robney ᴻᴼ ᴸᴼᴻᴳᴲᴿ ᴲ۷ᴵᴸ Full Member

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    Sounds plausible :think
     
  11. Azzer85

    Azzer85 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    You're right Enzo looks like a goat
     
  12. Super Hans

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    :good
     
  13. DirtyDan

    DirtyDan Worst Poster of 2015 Full Member

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    **** man, you're right. Enzo DOES look like a GOAT.. :rofl
     
  14. Super Hans

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    Like your wife then
     
  15. DirtyDan

    DirtyDan Worst Poster of 2015 Full Member

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    Only if I had a Welsh wife, then maybe.

    Enzo is a great trainer though, look who he has trained. Slappy Joe, Clev.. and Gary Lockett?

    ATG resume there. I liked what he did with joe, his slapping technique, it's truly hilarious. I watch his knockouts for a quick laugh. :yep