Out of Wladimir Klitschkos title defenses

You speak of pretension
As a negative hit
In a faux Shakespearen
Imitation of wit

From puke to schnook
I'm impressed
Therasus assisted
If I had a guess

 

do one for me baba :good

 

AE might be flattered
perhaps even floored !
that his style be compared
to the man from Strat Ford.

 

Floyd needed some cover
when using the PED
So he pointed the finger
at Pacman instead

Now history repeats,
And we have we before us
Some fairly strong proof
Duke’s got a thesaurus !

Abandoning rap,
he attempts new convention
but exposes the gap
in his range and dimension.

 

A faux imitation
Hardly comparison

 

Good point, actually. And let's give Rahman some credit, ffs. When he was on a mission, he was pretty good. Often on these boards I see Rahman described as a "bum" and he was anything but that.

I think Sanders beats anybody on Wlad's list without a chin, and even some of those with a chin, as shown by the excellent boxing performance against granite-chinned Puritty.

I would say Povetkin would probably have the best chance. Maybe Brewster, or a similar hard-nosed banger. Not Peter though, his footfwork is abysmal even for old Corrie. Let's not forget that Sanders at that point was getting long in the tooth.

 

Long in the tooth but possibly at his peak. I've watched his earlier fights and he did not perform as well or look as mean as he did 03/04. Even in his last fight when he was defo past prime he was only stopped by a body shot against a guy he would have wiped the floor with 5 years earlier.

 

:huh Look, he was a bit of a hot-and-cold performer at times, but when he met Wlad his footwork was a shadow of what it once was. His famous handspeed was also on the slide. His gas tank was gone, not that it mattered. Maybe he hit a bit harder and took a better punch. But I'd prefer the boxer-puncher version that took on Puritty any day.

 

Reduced to mere couplets? So neat and concise.
And yet, rather wordy, you’re posing it twice !

A faux imitation? That phrase draws a tear !
Tautological musings, it seems we have here.

Like avian birds, female woman, and such.
The superfluous adjective seems a bit much!

 

When you hit him on the chin he always go's in to a spin three times he landed on his a## because his chops are made of glass.

 

Faux Imitation
A beautiful construction
To prove a point
About your misdirection

You attack me without reason
With broad accusation
A hypocritical sensation
Oblivious to the pretension
Of his own creation
Mispronunciation
Endlessly circling
Childish condensing
Attention Begging
Last word insisting
Constantly persisting
Ceaselessly inflicting
Me with
Irritating
Exhausting
Agitating
Driveling
Bantering
Over Reaching
Vocabulary
You call poetry
I disagree, this is a symphony
And this is my crescendo
An evolution of emotion
A melody of words
Moving in direction
Free from your restriction
Old fashion
Mistaken
For Quality
What separates you from me
You imitate, because you
cannot be

Consult your thesaurus, your dictionary
Steal from the masters who came before me
Repeat what I said, a little more elegantly
Fail to see the irony
In your lack of originality
Continue to attack me
Overwhelm me with quantity
That's your only chance
For a moral victory

 

... Fury will be one of the easyest.. a total mismatch for Wlad.. Gypsy isnt going half way then Jennings went thumbsup

 

Oh Baba Dook, we feel your pain,
Your anguish and your misery.
You've been out-poetry'd again
I think that's plain for all to see.

You had to edit that last try
One smiles, indeed, to contemplate
Your first attempt when you did vie.
And still, you finished second rate.

Your rhyme and meter, they still want.
Is this the best your ass can do ?
In truth you've penned a pile of cant
and poetry, you should eschew.

 

I'm 12 feet tall
Made out of shadows
With giant claws
So what I edit
My typing flaws

And this verse
Was the worst
You've written yet
Exposed, burned
cut down to size
Run out of classics
To plarerize

 

Profound indeed! a man of stature
wispy, willowy; awesome claws.
But talons are no match for talents
'lessn' when you're graspin' straws.

Alas there's more to writing verse
Than simply fitting words to form
This effort could not get little worse
It makes the reader cringe and squirm.