Connect Four: Boxing Edition

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by IntentionalButt, Nov 11, 2015.


  1. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Okay, so am I dating myself here? :lol: This game was all the rage when I was little. Nowadays the equivalent in concept would probably be Candy Crush - but that's just too gay for me to endorse.

    Here's the idea - take four boxers who are similar enough stylistically and in physical attributes to be effectively "pallete swaps" of each other resized to scale.

    I'll start...

    • Jesus Soto Karass, Leo Santa Cruz, Antonio Margarito & Librado Andrade:
    • Tall, lean rangy Mexicans (in Andrade's case, technically Mexican-American) with limited defense but iron chins & extremely high-volume attacks liberally mixing in body work to grind opponents down, with a commensurate gas tank allowing to keep this up for the long haul and for three minutes of every round...all heavy-handed but not one-punch KO artists.
     
  2. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Play my game you pricks. :deal

    You've nothing more pressing to discuss on a slow Wednesday.
     
  3. mirkofilipovic

    mirkofilipovic ESB Management Full Member

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    I have to transform some functions, not today.
     
  4. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    I don't know what that means but it sounds legit!

    Everybody but Mirko, on blast!! :cus
     
  5. bladerunner

    bladerunner El Intocable Full Member

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    I would replace Karass and Andrade with Gaspar Ortega and Giovanni Segura.
     
  6. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    :thumbsup
     
  7. Beouche

    Beouche Juan Manuel Marquez Full Member

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    Frazier, Tyson, Pacquiao, Rackley

    Explosive herky jerkers
     
  8. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    You were off to a good start but Pacquiao has none of the hallmarks concatenate between Tyson & Frazier (bobbing & weaving, low center of gravity, big left hooks) :yep :nono
     
  9. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Not perfect but close enough.

    Denis Shafikov, Dmitry Mikhaylenko, Aslanbek Kozaev, Dejan Zlaticanin
     
  10. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    I dig it!

    I can see where you're coming from putting them all together. I'll leave it to you to spell out the connections for those who aren't familiar with all of them or lack the imagination to see the qualities that carry over in their minds.
     
  11. lufcrazy

    lufcrazy requiescat in pace Full Member

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    Maths? Loved maths at uni me, I teach it now :good
     
  12. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Do I have to?:lol:



    All 4 of them are come forward pressure fighters, with awkward quasi-swarming styles, who have better than average subtle defense mainly built around vaguely Toney-esque slight head and body movements to roll with and slip punches in close, while landing shots from anywhere they can land them by constantly diversifying their attacks using unique angles and punch selection. Close enough my mind isn't as sharp as it should be today.
     
  13. drenlou

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    Kostya Tyszu, Sergey Kovalev, Gennady Golovkin, Ruslan Provodnikov.. All seek and destroy boxers with massive power in both hands.
     
  14. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Come on dude, you know this place is like kindergarten. :lol:

    Everything's gotta be applesauce consistency.

    :happy :deal
     
  15. Willie Maeket

    Willie Maeket "40 Acres and Mule" -General William T. Sherman Full Member

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    Nice pick.

    Mine are: Hearns, Groves, Khan, Forrest
    All are great boxers in their own right but can't handle the caveman style.

    Hearns lost to Brakley 2x
    Groves lost to Froch 2x.
    Khan to Prescott and Garcia.
    Forrest couldn't beat Mayorga 2x.