Can Vlad overturn his defeat to The Furious One™?

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  1. Super Hans

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    It has come to light that The Furious One™ defeated Vlad in a sauna a few years back. Unlike glass heart Vlad, The Furious One™ was willing to die in the sauna.

    Will history repeat itself (this time in the squared circle) with Fury out lasting Vlad and forcing him to say "No mas" or can Vlad some how, some way, overturn this embarrassing defeat. :think
     
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    Maybe the stupidest thread in ESB history, congratulations Hans.:clap:
     
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    See the look on Vlad face in the face off after Fury reminded him of his win in the sauna. He shat it. No wonder he postponed the fight. He probably needed to get some PEDs off his bro.
     
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    That look is because he thinks Fury is a nutter.:deal
     
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    Who is willing to die in a sauna or a squared circle. Vlad was shook by this fact. :deal
     
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    Wlad can obliged his wish.:deal But thankfully for Fury, he won't take a sustained beating, he won't make it past round 3.
     
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    If The Fury that turned up for the sauna turns up, Corrie Sanders Jr™ might not last past the 3rd.
     
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    Never seen Wlad so shook, think he might go the way of Haye and pull out again
     
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    I watched the Sauna episoped in Slow Motion, between frames 00:02:51 and 00:02:53 you can clearly see Fury clearly get out of the Sauna and re-enter.....not visible in real time to the naked eye, though...!!!
     
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    :nod

    Vlad is on borrowed time. If all Haye's toes would've been OK then he would have shattered Vlad's mandible.
     
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    They don't call him 'Too Fast™' for nothing. Unfortunately for Vlad, this fight isn't taking place in slow mo. :yikes
     
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    lewis gassed The Bronze Dosser Full Member

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    Fury was able to last this long in the sauna because he was there to relax his mind and body, Wlad on the other hand was cycling off his PEDs and made a haste exit in Fury's presence.
     
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    :nod

    I have had experience of the specimen that is Fury in a sauna myself in Manchester.

    He showed me his chiseled pecs, his rock hard abs and his big throbbing willy.

    He said and I quote "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, who really wins, look at Vlad and look at me".
     
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    fury isn't willing to die. so far in his career, he hasn't even been willing to fight anyone halfway decent.
     
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    :patsch This might have escaped your attention but The Furious One™ is scheduled to fight the heavyweight champion next weekend.