Heavyweight division now officially DEAD.

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  1. Uppercut_Artist

    Uppercut_Artist Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    Tyson Fury saved the masses by confronting and defeating the horrible Russian Robots that have been holding the heavyweight boxing division hostage for the last ten years.
    Yea, Jason went into the cave and slew the dank one eyed Cyclops and boxing's heavyweight division is now officially dead with Fury holding the titles conveniently for their real future possessor.

    The good news is now that the division is dead it will be resurrected and fans will once again look forward to enjoying old school competitive heavyweight boxing matches untainted by K2 habitual cheating and scheming.

    Klitschko Vs Fury was an illustration of just how devolved the sport's heavyweight division has become.
     
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  2. cslb

    cslb Puerto Rican Uppercut Full Member

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    Odysseus slayed the Cyclops, Jason killed the hydra to get the golden fleece.
     
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  3. Uppercut_Artist

    Uppercut_Artist Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    Thanks to them Mo'Fos we ain't got no robot giants and monsters running around messing with peoples.
    Them Russian monsters ain't shet! :smoke
     
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    Chuckle....haha
     
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    cslb Puerto Rican Uppercut Full Member

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    Coming from a gentleman with your name, I take that as a true compliment.:good
     
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  6. catchwtboxing

    catchwtboxing Loyal Member

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    Divison is now officially awesome. Even if Klit wins the title back, he is now officially declined enough that 15-20 guys could all be relevent. If these guys sack it up and fight each other, this could be another 90s, just the same as when Douglas toppled Tyson.
     
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  7. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    Perhaps Amir Imam will move up there after his fluke loss at the weekend and resurrect it. :think
     
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  8. lewis gassed

    lewis gassed The Bronze Dosser Full Member

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    Apparently a Charlo is moving up to 160 so that should increase quality of the division, right now it's a 'bum land' :-( :dead

    Which brotha should move up to HW and lift the spirits of SSG? Sakio Bika? :rofl
     
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  9. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    :lol:

    Has he done a Golovkin is ducking Charlo thread yet? I'm sure one will be coming soon lol
     
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  10. Oxygene2

    Oxygene2 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Was thinking the same. It's definitely the wisest career choice Mr.Imam could make.

    Hopefully he reads this board on a daily basis.
     
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  11. Rumple

    Rumple Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Never heard this before......
     
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  12. CST80

    CST80 The Hesitant Nihilist Staff Member

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    Well.....the two Champs are Tyson Fury and Deontay Wilder......you may have a point.:patsch
     
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  13. The Mongoose

    The Mongoose I honor my bets banned

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    Remember the good days...

    PRIMEZ Wlad, Vitali, Povetkin, Peter, Toney, Rahman, Valuev, Sultan, Brewster, Chageav, Adamek, Haye, Tony Thompson, Oleg Maskeav, Tua, Monte Barrett, old Holyfield, old Lewis, Tye Fields.

    Now that was a stacked era. Fury would be a sparring partner in that era.
     
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  14. dinovelvet

    dinovelvet Antifanboi Full Member

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    The division needed Fury to win. It was the best out come.

    Fury vs Joshua is going to break the Richter scale when it comes around. And it will happen in the UK:shock:
     
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  15. The Mongoose

    The Mongoose I honor my bets banned

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    They would be sparring partners in the 2000s.

    Why don't Fury quit ducking Helenius.

    Fury will not rematch Wlad. Book it. I bet my account on it.
     
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