**** Kirk's Championship Boxing Prediction League 2016 ****

Berchelt KO

 

Just pick several losers like I do and join me at the bottom☺️

 

So, last night I was officially listed as a Missing Person, complete with a police search and a K-9 unit.



My fiancee went out with my sister, my daughter was at my mom's for the night....I was happily home alone. Then I took the trash out, shut the door, not realizing it was locked. I was locked out of my house, no phone, no keys.

I went to my neighbor's houses, no one answered, so I went to my car, got a piece of paper and pen and wrote a note to my fiancee that I was sleeping in my car. i taped the note to the basement door, figuring she would see it when she parked her car.

Long story short, she was brought home by my sister, she had a little too much to drink, she used the front door, called for me...no answer, saw my phone, saw the computer was still on, i was gone.

She searched the house, called all my friends, no one had any idea where I was, my buddy Tim and his wife show up, use the front door (god damn it use the basement door people), no sign of me anywhere.

They call the police, police arrive, get pics of me from my fiancee, ask her if I have any enemies, etc. They search the house, looking for clues, officer finds the note 5 hours later, Ima sleeping in my backseat of my car, doors locked, windows tinted.

So moral of the story, don't be a fat ass drunk and lock yourself out of the house...!!!

 

haha, the year is young man.

Plenty of time to turn it around!

 

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Why didn't you just go to Tim Hortons or something and call your sis.

 

I was drunk, and the closest store / restaurant / fast food place is like 3 miles down the road, and I was in socks, no shoes...!!!

 

If you didn't have a fiance or someone living with you, I swear you'd probably be locked out of your house at least twice a month. AT LEAST. :tired

 

was it a nice nap in the car though?

 

You shoulda. :hey

I heard Floridian cops were nice..? Can you confirm?

 

youre a lout.

 

Hell no, the seatbelt kept digging into my back, I had no beer with me, and it was cold...!!!