Will Povetkin drink Juan Marquez's Urine before the Wilder fight?

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  1. Willie Maeket

    Willie Maeket "40 Acres and Mule" -General William T. Sherman Full Member

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    Since there is no USADA or the new coveted VADA testing , calling up JMM and having him serve up a cup of fresh, hot, **** for Sasha to hydrate with will give him the needed strength to K.O. Wilder.

    Some of that Pacquiao vs Marquez IV juice will have anyone sleeping face down. PLANKING!:lol:
     
  2. catchwtboxing

    catchwtboxing Loyal Member

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    No, but Wilder is peeing himself even as we speak.

    Wilder is the one of roids--that is the purpose of giving his opponents short camps. He gives them just enough time so that he can cycle out the roids and retain the benefits.

    Since he won't be able to do that, he won't even make it. He is going to abandon the belt and fight Mike Mollo while waiting for Fury to throw him a bone.

    Wilder is a bum stomping, gay mask wearing, borderline re****ed roid ******, and his fans are gullible low lives.
     
  3. CST80

    CST80 The Hesitant Nihilist Staff Member

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    Part of the reason I dislike Povetkin is because I think he's doping, that and I find him robotic and dull, and he has zero personality, and he's ugly, and he has a re****ed bowl haircut.

    Add to that I'm a big fan of Huck's and he was beaten by Marco and got a gift.

    All my personal biases notwithstanding:D I still think Wilder KO's him, as his fight with Wach proved, he's still not great at fighting tall guys, and if Wach had anything resembling a decent jab he could have made that match far more competitive. It's going to be a retread of Wlad-Sasha all over again, Sasha runs in like a re****ed cannonball Wilder nails him with a jab, rinse and repeat. But the only difference here will be when Wilder hurts him, he'll finish him.
     
  4. Leoh

    Leoh Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    He can just roid himself to teeth, flush it, apply for a TUE one month later and get away with it. That's how it works in the US so why not use the same tactic in Russia as well?
     
  5. Pugilist_Spec

    Pugilist_Spec Hands Of Stone Full Member

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    :lol:
     
  6. don owens

    don owens Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Dracula will want to drink Wilder's **** after the fight due to the high level of blood that will be in it after Pov's body attack and the subsequent ktfo of Windmill Wilder that follows. A kind of "bloody mary."
     
  7. Pac a G

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    They both doping. Wilder under Haymon's doping program.

    :deal
     
  8. Boxing2016

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    Your question is tuff, but i think he should drink this with snacks...
     
  9. alexthegreatmc

    alexthegreatmc Sound logic and reason. You're welcome! Full Member

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    Wtf is wrong with you?!
     
  10. CST80

    CST80 The Hesitant Nihilist Staff Member

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  11. plank46

    plank46 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    no worries, wilder has been in touch with lance armstrong for advice on beating testing.
     
  12. Ilesey

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    Nein.
     
  13. Nighttrain

    Nighttrain 'BOUT IT 'BOUT IT Full Member

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  14. attaboi

    attaboi Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    Except for the personal beef that you have with Povetkin, this is the first post of yours that I recall ever agreeing with you on.
     
  15. Willie Maeket

    Willie Maeket "40 Acres and Mule" -General William T. Sherman Full Member

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    IDK sometimes. But I recall a lot of accusations of JMM being on PEDs and drinking pee. Well if Sasha wants to be the best ,he has to drink from a legends flacid brown chorizo log.

    Take those big, juiced up Russian mitts and grab Juan by the manhood and drink it fresh from the source. And burp afterwards.