Duran vs Chavez exhibition

So Duran and Chavez are allegedly going to fight a 2 round exhibition on the Crawford-Postol PPV card. :?

http://www.boxingforum24.com/showthread.php?t=562857

 

At least both guys will have valid excuses if they lose.

 

This is gonna be dreadful. They're going to embarrass themselves.

 

Winner gets Dewey Bozella on Top Rank's next PPV? :roll:

 

Like Duran hasn't embarrassed himself before?

 

Hope they have plenty of ben gay and geritol (are those two products even around anymore, lol) on hand.

Instead of stools, they should have recliners in respective the corners.

 

This is a pathetic farce, but on a serious note- prime for prime at lightweight? :think

 

I can see someone in here forming an opinion on who would have won between the two based on this par

 

Speaking of stools, I think Duran should have the toilet chair in his corner he needed in New Orleans for a dump. (Just cover him with a blanket before he drops his shorts to relieve himself, then laminate and sell the turd on eBay. Covering Locche with a blanket worked wonderfully for allowing Nicotino to puff on cigarettes between rounds.)

Maybe he should use a laxative to safeguard against constipation a couple days before the exhibition, then Imodium prior to entering the ring, with Depends worn beneath his trunks.

Otherwise, that exhibition might end with him taking a bowel before the crowd.

 

I would want to see their exhibition before forming any prime for prime conclusions. However, I don't want to see their exhibition.

Seriously, I'll take the guy who reminded Joe Frazier of Charlie Manson.

 

I don't care how old they are, this excites me tremendously.

(By the way, Chavez looked decent in one of his last exhibitions. He's kept in shape.)

 

They will prefer Tequila!!!

 

Bogo! You gerontophile pervert!

Does this emoticon turn you on? ld

 

He sure did Bogo....I just watched him a while ago...he looks pretty damned good.