Why were Haye's shorts so small?

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  1. liljp361

    liljp361 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    He's always worn large baggy shorts atleast as long as I've seen him and can't recall seeing shorts like that worn by him before :huh
     
  2. latineg

    latineg user of dude wipes Full Member

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    from the pressure upon him to be more ***ual :smoke
     
  3. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    He's trying to lure him in some hunky dudes.:hey
     
  4. Ilesey

    Ilesey ~ Full Member

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    He forgot his usual trunks and thats all they had in lost property.
     
  5. liljp361

    liljp361 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I think so. Something mustt have happened to his usual trunks and those were the only ones made in a hurry and he didn't know they would be such a snug fit :huh
     
  6. panchman69

    panchman69 Boxing Addict Full Member

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  7. Bad Boy Bill

    Bad Boy Bill Active Member Full Member

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    Maybe so he can move around quicker with all that bulk he's put on recently.
     
  8. RememberingC.S.

    RememberingC.S. Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    To show more of the thighs to the audience.

    Probably he's starting feeling a little less attractive to younger ****s, so like a middle aged milf he's starting shortening the skirts

    Oscar De la Hoya appreciated very much
     
  9. madballster

    madballster Loyal Member Full Member

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    He figured he should wear diapers when he's about to take a dump on boxing fans...
     
  10. sean

    sean pale peice of pig`s ear Full Member

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    i get told off for not noticing she who must be obeyed new hair /dress or handbag/ let alone noticing haye`s shorts.
    WTF do i care about fashion for on a boxing site.
     
  11. _Scott_

    _Scott_ Boxing Addict Full Member

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    He knew Sol Campbell and Lennox Lewis were in attendance.
     
  12. BCS8

    BCS8 VIP Member

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    It's not his shorts that were so small, it was Haye that was so big :)
     
  13. Skinny

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    He's lost his b-alls, he doesn't need big shorts.
     
  14. turnip

    turnip Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Probably put them on a hot wash when he was having his mike dokes haircut done.