You could always just simplify it to where whoever racks up the most wins on a country by country basis, at the end of the month from our 9 picks, wins the event.
You quit the clarinet, you quit those river dancing lessons from Michael Flatley himself, you quit karaoke, you quit checkers, you quit peeing the bed...!!! Should I go on...??? Yeah, that's called a eating disorder. I should know... You should always listen to your momma, she was right. The world is going to be taken over by aliens...Little green men...Everybody knows that...!!!
I'm sorry kirk, it originally sounded like it might be fun... but this seems a trifle to complicated for my tiny brain... I think I'm gonna opt out too... You did break my balls after all