Godly Fatwa: Ayatollah of Boxing on GGG/Saul

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  1. Ayatollah

    Ayatollah ESB's Godliest poster Full Member

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    Al Salamu Alaykum brothers and sisters.. May this post be Godly to you.

    First, It has been a long time since I have declared any Fatwas onto boxing, especially since the Hype Wladimir Clinchko was destroyed. I am a fan of Vitali, and I believe Kirk Johnson would have knocked Wlad out too.

    Now GGG is a Godly boxer, but, he is going to struggle with the elusive Semi-Godly Canello.

    GGG is NOT going to be able to catch him and Canello will NOT be stationary
    Furthermore, Canello is going to smother GGG on the inside, as I do not see GGG's inside fighing to be Godly at all.

    GGG wants you at the end of the Jab and at a punching Distance and he will strugle.

    I am picking Canello by UD.

    This is my Godly Fatwa

    ps: I like both fighters and they are both Godly.
     
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  2. Paranoid Android

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    What is this ISIS propaganda?
     
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  3. Ayatollah

    Ayatollah ESB's Godliest poster Full Member

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    Shout your mouth you heathen, and stick to Boxing.

    I am the Ayatollah of ESB
     
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  4. Gil Gonzalez

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    Your Holiness, whose chin is more godly?
     
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  5. Ayatollah

    Ayatollah ESB's Godliest poster Full Member

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    Brother Gil,

    I believe Mr. GGG has proven to have good set of Godly whiskers and Canello did show good chin too.
    I declare Fatwa that Mr. GGG has Godier chin.
     
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  6. Pimp C

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    Welcome back Honorable Ayatollah. We are glad that you finally decided to grace us with your presence although some of us are not worthy of such an high honor. This is indeed a Godly prediction which I couldn't agree with more.
     
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  7. Phelps-Brady

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    This guy is either DrMo, Shaunster, Masters etc... Or one of those dress wearing razor dodging bomb making checkbook boxing rejects who got chased off here years ago after constantly picking WK to lose & continually getting it wrong. They claim benefits & groom children. They have tiny penises & smell really bad.
     
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  8. Ayatollah

    Ayatollah ESB's Godliest poster Full Member

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    Phelps-Brady,
    You sound like you have unjust hatred toward me.

    I pray that you the Almighty cleanse your heart. Thou shall not judge.

    Stick a fork in Wlad Klitscho
     
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  9. Phelps-Brady

    Phelps-Brady Slicker than Raspberry ripple banned Full Member

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    LOL The last part kind of defeats the sentiment of rest of it. 'I pray, thou shall not judge... Stick a fork in WK'

    Haha haha haha thread successfully hijacked! Stone this useless troll to death loollll
     
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  10. BCS8

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    Oh, I like this alt. I had a good laugh already :D
     
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  11. Ayatollah

    Ayatollah ESB's Godliest poster Full Member

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    You sound like a Klitschko supporter. Are you?

    he is lucky Kirk Johnson did not fight him. He would have knocked him into next year.. not next week.

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    Oh yea... Ivan Drago my camel's ass!!!
     
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  12. Phelps-Brady

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    Byrd? Do you mean Sanders?

    You are terrible at this looolll
     
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  13. Phelps-Brady

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    Kirk Johnson>WK


    Wlad didn't want none of that ****! Ukrainian Poosay!
     
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  14. chacal

    chacal F*** the new normal Full Member

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    I would like to know if a "the SS officer of boxing" alt making jokes about boxing, or if a "kkk boss of boxing" making the same, would be banned, or if they could come here and make 2k jokes about our sport the same way you are allowed.
     
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  15. Phelps-Brady

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    I'd like to know if u use persil liquid?
     
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