Mike Tyson to Sonny Liston: I'm going to make you my girlfriend. What happens next?

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  1. InMemoryofJakeLamotta

    InMemoryofJakeLamotta I have defeated the great Seamus Full Member

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    Pretend we had a time machine and brought Liston circa 1961 to 1991. And instead of fighting Ruddock, Tyson was supposed to fight Liston. They are sitting in the studio before their upcoming fight. Mike Tyson looks Sonny Liston in the eye and says "I can't wait for the night of the 28th. I'm going to make you my girlfriend". BTW, I know Tyson wasn't actually in the studio with Ruddock when he said that.

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    Does a very entertaining brawl happen?

    Do the police taze anyone?

    Who, if anyone, spends the night in jail?
     
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    janitor VIP Member Full Member

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    Not sure if he would have said it to Liston's face.

    Now if he had said it to Joe Louis he would have got:

    "Naw any little dawg can wag its tail".
     
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    mrkoolkevin Never wrestle with pigs or argue with fools Full Member

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    Stunned silence, maybe
     
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  4. InMemoryofJakeLamotta

    InMemoryofJakeLamotta I have defeated the great Seamus Full Member

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    I chuckle when I envision Listons angry facial expression
     
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    InMemoryofJakeLamotta I have defeated the great Seamus Full Member

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    I dont know. Liston doesnt seem like the type to let someon call him their girlfriend without retaliation
     
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    mrkoolkevin Never wrestle with pigs or argue with fools Full Member

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    What did he do the various times Ali clowned him?
     
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    janitor VIP Member Full Member

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    Try to shoot him?
     
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    Titan1 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Sonny and Mike would go to war, Sonny slapping Mike, and the two would be seperated.
     
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    Liston slowly looks over to look Tyson in the eyes to find Tyson nowhere to be found and the back door exit slamming shut
     
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    Ali's antics had no sexual connotation.....
     
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    Maybe Liston surprises us all, licks his index finger and rubs his nipple.
     
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    Longhhorn71 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Liston once threw a big bass St. Louis cop head first into a trash can. Mike better prepare for similar treatment.
     
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    He bitchslapped him in a casino.
     
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    richdanahuff Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    When Tyson talked like that his bi polar was in a manic state and he was in the mood to kill....Liston was no fool people like him know when someone is not to be tried and when to pull a gun.....street guys like him don't survive in his world because they're stupid....when the cop in St Louis said he took him aside and spoke his language and basically told him to leave or be killed.....so he left.
     
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