Wilder: Still a Fraud, Still Glass-Jawed

--Knocked out badly by an unknown LHW in amatuers
--Outboxed badly by a Polish Sausage in the amatuers
--Squeaked by with a bronze medal somehow in the Olympics
--Put down by morbidly obese Dustin "Big Worm" Nichols with a "Check-Jab"
--Put down heavily and almost out by professional loser Harold "Hard Roc" Sconiers
--Built much of his career by beating sad corpses like Harrison and Lyakhovich
--Brought in personal friend Malik Scott to take an obvious dive
--Did not fight the real champ for his "title" but a Don King manufactured Buffet champion
--Knocked down by 2 Wlad jabs and OUT with one medium left hook in sparring
--Destroyed and almost ktfo'd by Haye in sparring
--Rocked heavily by a Firtha jab
--Could not defeat a very ill Stiverne as convincingly as Demetrice King
--Could not even knock a very ill Stiverne down like Rossy
--Some of the most shameful opponents for his "title defenses" that the world has ever seen, showing his low self esteem
--Rocked badly and almost Knocked out vs substitute teacher Molina ("Drummer Boy")
--He did not perform as well against Molina as Arreola OR Ashanti Jordan, both of whom knocked him out in 1
--Eye busted up and made to look like a gargoyle by Duhaupas ("The Reptile"), a French pastry chef
--Sold as a nice guy, but actually spends his time beating up hookers and mental patient Charlie Zelenoff, who are ironically his best opponents
--Dispresects great fighters like Tyson and Klitschko
--Now trying to claim that Fury's "courageous" win somehow makes him champion.
--Avoiding Povetkin like the plague
--Seems to be using a new tactic,probably to mask steroid use, of not allowing his pathetic opponents a full camp
--Was considering Wawryck, knocked out in 3 by his mandatory, as an opponent
--Offered a shot to Adamek, a shot to pieces 39 year old former LHW who is 1-2 in his last three, but only allowed him a 6 week camp.
--Avoided Briggs and Bronco Billy Wright, shot fighters who carry AARP cards
--Will fight an unemployed Soccer Hooligan named Szpilka? on 4 weeks notice, and will underpay him, overfeed and hooker him up
--Wilder's team, the "Burger Squad", keeps removing and scrubbing the Internet of all of his shameful knockdowns and ktfo's; mostly while attempting a bad attempt at the "Ali Shuffle", which will now be called the "Burger Bungle".
--Got punked out badly by unemployed, fur coat wearing soccer hooligan Spzilka at face off for their upcoming "title" fight
-- Was being outclassed by undersized, unemployed, glorified bum, fur coat wearing, soccer hooligan Spzilka for 9 rounds
-- Was clearly intimidated by Tyson Fury after landing a lucky punch against undersized, unemployed, glorified bum, fur coat wearing, soccer hooligan Spzilka
-- When intimidated by Fury, had to resort to his pathetic catchphrase, causing embarrassment to, and for, everyone associated with the Wilder camp.
--Now is again avoiding Povetkin like the plague and will likely be stripped of his title; but Uncle Al will give him a
worthless, manufactured PBC belt.
--Tried to fight the CAN Martin in a title unification match, but the WBC refused to allow the fight, and that Wilder fight his mandatory; then team Bronze Burger attempted to get Povetkin to fight Martin, but he refused; just another pitiful attempt to duck Povetkin.
--Wilder skips leg day, resulting in pitiful 14" calves on a 6'7 man, which produce thefunniest chicken dances and future ktfo's ever.
--Ducked and ran from his mandatory Povetkin,again, and will now face the washed up burrito-boy Arreola, who was smashed by shot Vitali,lost clearly to a shop-worn light-heavyweight, Adamek, got ktfo'd by can Stiverne (who was outclassed easily by Wilder somehow), went life and death with sub-journeyman Kaufmann, who also ironically failed a drug test.
--Will probably be made to do a dance by the aforementioned,washed up,burrito and Corona boy Arreola, and very well might get ktfo'd too.
--Ducked fight with a clean Povetkin, ran back to Alabama, and still demanded $5million dollars, now will fight someone who trains on burritos and coronas
--Ran from aforementioned Burrito-Corona-Boy and took him 8 rounds and still couldn't beat him as convincingly as Buffet king Stiverne
--Tried so futile hard to KO Arreola with hisoverrated power shots, he broke his puny wrist and biceps and still couldn't put the shot Californian out. There was a mercy stoppage
--Now is ducking everyone for the rest of the year due to his "courageous" injuries, including his 2 year mandatory Povetkin and states he will fight Joshua, as a cash out but everyoneknows he will chicken out.
--Miraculously was healed from his injuries only AFTER his mandatory, Povetkin, announced he would fight buffet King Stiverne.
--Now is cleared to come back in the Spring, but will likely choose another scrub like Wawryck or Bronco Billy as defense and call it a necessary "tune up".
-- WBC grants Wilder an unprecedented 5TH voluntary defense, and announces he will likely fight the total can Wawryck in the Spring who was spanked in 3 by his mandatory.
--Now his mandatory Povetkin, destroyed in Tyson-esque style, the French pastry chef Duhaupas, the guy who busted up Wilder and took all his "power" shots no problem, in fewer rounds than Wilder.
--In fact WILL fight the Polish sausage, and complete can with NO chin, none, Wawryck, will probably be made to do a Disney on Ice dance, en route to a lucky punch TKO of his much heralded "5th title defense", further displaying his and his team's lack of confidence in him and his shaky whiskers.
--Wawrzyk fight off, Team Wilder currently searching the Buffet and Steak Houses of Alabama for his next opponent.
--Wilders team is now so pathetic that they are constantly setting up fights against PED cheaters. Obviously the fights will get cancelled so that fragile mandible stays untouchable.
--Wears a mask to the ring before every fight in a vain effort to try to hold his chin together.
--Stole 5 million dollars from clean Povetkin in corrupted american justice system.
--Arranged fight against ex soccer player Washington who took boxing in his 30s.
--Will fight next against Washington who gets 2 week camp and Wilders team will feed him up to hookers and force to smoke weed every night.
--Now Wilders fans in Alabama won't buy tickets to see Bum showdown against Washington. So Wilder started to give free tickets to avoid empty arena.
--Wilder got outboxed 4 rounds by soccer holigan Washington who started boxing in his 30s.
--Wilder somehow landed lucky punch to Washington and his personal referee stops the fight too early in round 5.
--Wobbled badly by a Washington jab
--Went to Wembley stadium but didn't say a word about fighting Anthony Joshua.
--Now scared to fight Joshua and wants the easy route to fight light punching Super middleweight Tony Bellew.

 

BenjaminLinus.

 

All that effort to get buried in another thread. LOL

 

We need a dossier update ASAP

 

No question. Nichols and Sconiers exposed it a long time ago.

 

Yet he's still accomplished more in his life than any of you knuckleheads calling him a fraud.

For a fraud, he's pretty damn good at it.

 

Yeah, and Darnell Boone KD Andre Ward.. and he turned out great and was never KO'd.

**** happens... and that wasn't a real KD.

 

If Wilder isn't a fraud then how do you explain such an embarrassing level of competition?

 

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Last night was this era's version of Foreman-Briggs.

 

Nope

 

-- Wore his silly mask while being escorted out by washed up has been Lil Kim already knowing the fight was fixed.
-- During the stare down during the refs instructions, the look of disgust from Ortiz was fantastic.
-- Had an ugly beard to try and protect his fragile chin.
-- Continuously rocked by Ortiz jabs, a heart patient, which caused him to stumble all over.
-- Almost knocked down by previously mentioned heart patient, who was also off his meds.
-- Ortiz had him just about out, and like Zack Morris, Wilder was saved by the bell.
-- Ortiz took it easy on him the next round, and Wilder landed a few lucky punches for the win
-- Joshua will KO him round 3.... if he dares.

 

professor time to eat some crow.