You vs Anthony Joshua.. Do you win?

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  1. bluebird

    bluebird Boxing Addict Full Member

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    You are you, but you are gifted with '1 punch man power'. If you land any punch at all on AJ, he dies. You just need to land 1 punch. You are still the same height, size, strength, and same durability as you are now.

    Do you land anything before getting killed yourself? being 5'10 and novice skills I imagine I'd get killed first.
     
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  2. LD Boxer-Puncher

    LD Boxer-Puncher Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Yeah I win by fastest KO ever recorded
     
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  3. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    I slammed the back of my head into drive way cement HARD after I fell off my skateboard, like flying up in the air and landing, also I landed chin first on a paved road, after flying through the air after tripping on a metal chain, hard enough for gravel to get stuck in it, I didn't even black out for either. That's 2 of about 50 horrific head shots I've taken, I have a great chin.:lol: I was a Mensa student before all that damage.....:sisi1 I'd probably get TKO'd in 1, but he ain't knocking my ass out cold.:ggg
     
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  4. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    I'm not like the others; I'm losing this fight on my own terms, with a little panache, answering the first bell in a crouch and MASSIVELY loading up on a Sagat from Street Fighter II style Tiger Uppercut to his gonads, instant DQ on the first blow thrown.
     
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  5. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    ^ In under a minute flat I'd become a bigger internet boxing forum legend than Dustin Nichols, Squatdog and Charlie Zelenoff rolled into one. :deal:

    The kind of legendary troll Fan Man for instance would've been if there even was an "Internet" as we know it back in '93.
     
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  6. CutThroatFade

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    I’d win rounds for sure.
     
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  7. MarcelCerdan13

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    In sparring.
     
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  8. MarcelCerdan13

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    Already floored him several times.
     
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  9. Baneofthegame

    Baneofthegame Active Member Full Member

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    If you yelled TIGER UPPERCUT during it's an instawin in my opinion.
     
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  10. LD Boxer-Puncher

    LD Boxer-Puncher Well-Known Member Full Member

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    You can't win rounds hahah, it says if you land one punch he dies.

    So you either kill him or you get KO'd or lose all rounds without landing any punches (unlikely you'd survive the 12 rounds without landing a single punch).
     
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  11. Mynydd

    Mynydd Member Full Member

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    Win rounds how? You read the part where you KILL HIM if you land, right? How highly do you rate AJ's chin that you think he's going to get up from the canvas after you've KILLED HIM?
     
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  12. Mynydd

    Mynydd Member Full Member

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    Now I'm thinking you didn't read the actual post and instead responded to the thread title, in which case you think you'd take rounds from Anthony Joshua, even if not blessed with magic one-punch-DEATH power.
     
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  13. MarcelCerdan13

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    Missed that too. I mean I'm pretty sure I can land one little pathetic jab on his gloves even if I get poleaxed in the process. So probably a double knockout.
     
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  14. CutThroatFade

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    Shades of Willie Pep.
     
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  15. LD Boxer-Puncher

    LD Boxer-Puncher Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Yeah I'm just using my footwork straight from first bell, run right toward him and then pause and step back to leave him confused, then quickly run forward again and flick a little glove out on him whilst ducking away from his counter, job done.

    Then I'll use my newfound fame crossover to the WWE, since I don't want to keep killing people, and I don't have to actually punch anyone there.

    Continuing AJ's legacy of just staying humble man
     
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