♥ ♥ ♥ Boxing Legend Manny Pacquiao Is A Beacon of Light In A Dark And Scary World ♥ ♥ ♥

This may all be true, but you cannot praise the man without talking about the massive number of jobs he has destroyed and people he has left destitute.

Before his religious reawakening Manny ran an expansive cok fighting empire. According to the Philippino Office of National Statistics it was at the time the third largest employer in the country. On top of the direct loss of jobs caused by its sudden closure, there was a huge knock on effect to related businesses in areas such as chicken feed production, beak sharpening and Avian Clenbuterol development. According to a white paper published by the Philippino Economic Bureua, the total effect as of Q3 2017 was a 19% increase in national unemployment with a 52% spike in areas containing a high concentration of back alleys.

Also, by not impregnating any more whores and shacking them up in secret homes to raise his illegitimate children, Manny has essentially condemned hundreds of innocent women to a lifetime of continued prostitution. By depriving sex workers of a long established way out of the sex industry, Manny has directly ruined these poor women's lives. According to The Philippino Sex Workers Union, the average retirement age for female whores has increased from 24 to 73 since Manny inexplicably started to respect his marriage vows. It is believed that 82% of this rise can be attributed directly to Manny with an 18% margin of error.

Finally, before Manny's devastating discovery of Jesus, one of the biggest growth industries in the nation was the alcoholic drinks market. In recent years there has been a 62% drop in all alcohol sales with a 97% drop in alcohol sales to boxing fans aged 7-13, previously the fastest growing demographic. Tecate has closed their local distribution centre and all their after school clubs and children's programs. Other alcoholic beverage companies are also fleeing the Philippines at an unprecedented rate. According to Erwin Cruz, leader of PAPUS (The Philippino Alliance for the Prevention of Underage Sobriety), Manny has simply made it "un-cool" to drink and lead massive numbers of the populous to substitute their usual alcoholic consumption with more pious alternatives like Goats Milk, Rice Water and the tears of Santa Maria statues.

I think we can all agree that Manny's selfish choices and irresponsible responsible behaviour have destroyed his legacy and tarnished every good deed he has done or will ever do.

 

Dude, you could get hired at Fox news tomorrow.

 

My hands are sore from clapping at such epic bull-shittery.

 

That must be the most entertaining bull**** I’ve read on here.

Aside from the whole “what does the word floored mean to you” thread.

I take my hat off, sir. 10/10, would read again.

 

He's super commendable but I'm almost sure he's going to go broke giving away money and buying people houses like that.

 

You achieve in one post what Boxed Ears has attempted, but failed, in 10,000. Saludos, compadre.

 

Pac gave boxing fans some really good fights over the years................

 

If by people you mean Michael Koncz and Bob Arum, I agree wholeheartedly.

 

Hello.

 

Shut up Zimornsky, he is a ped cheater