Groves Smith - Confirmed for Jeddah, Saudi Arabia

Lol

 

At least we'll still be able to recognise Michelle from her laugh when shes in her burka

 

She might enjoy that.

 

She has to listen to Carl go on bout 80,000 at Wembley all the time, 20 lashes is certainly less painful

 

Joe Gallagher’s asking whether he can shag dogs in Saudi.

 

Joe 'the full face veil really limits lateral vision, i need to get these for lads to help them march straight forward

 

Joe will be coming home with stumps for hands

 

In all seriousness, how strict is Saudi Arabia with tourists, particularly in terms of how women can dress?

 

Very strict.

If you lay a finger, even if by accident on one of their residents, expect to be arrested and taken to trial.

You have to cover up if you are a woman.

Not too sure about the laws regarding trannies.

 

Where better for an all British clash?

 

Can just picture the scene.

2 thousand ‘fans’ in full Muslim garb with the Saudi royal family front and centre.Polite applause throughout the undercard and then to create the razzle dazzle atmos required for a final ‘The saint’ comes in on his double decker bus complete with pyrotechnics,sadly the ring entrance is abruptly halted by the local militia who ‘arrest’ George for the crimes of playing ‘inciting lyrics in public’ (spitfire-The Prodigy),’driving a heavy goods vehicle in a pedestrianised area’ and ‘being ginger and bald with no visible sign of suncream’.

 

"The mecca of boxing"

 

Amazing

 

London, Jeddah .. what's the difference?