360°: Ali Bogadinović Akhmedov vs. Jorge Escalante & Abraham Michael López vs. Gloferson Ortizo RBR

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  1. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    This guy looks like one of the tomato cans on one of those old Sega console boxing games
     
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  2. Somachenko

    Somachenko The Matador Team Full Member

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    I guess it seems like way longer. I was 9 when Cypress released their song, I was 14 when Linkin and Jay released that song which is only 5 years, but seems like a lifetime when you’re a little **** with no perspective lol
     
  3. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    They've always both been corny as hell to me. The first time I saw Linkin Park, I literally recoiled in dread. I think I may have done a Beavis spit take.:lol:
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  4. CST80

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    :deal:
     
  5. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Round 1

    Akhmedov is flicking his jab between Escalante's thumbs, sending currents of air caressing between his eyes without actually touching him, making Escalante flinch. Akhmedov is content to feel him out for the first minute, dropping some right hands over the top and using quick feet to maneuver in and out, having a few close calls with Escalante's lunging straights embedded in the armpit while Akhmedov leaves his left arm outstretched in his wake. Double right hand to the body by Akhmedov from outside. Escalante switches to southpaw and lobs some lefts behind a weak right jab pushing his way inside. Akhmedov is working the body well, turning Escalante and nearly backing him into a corner with a succession of straight rights.

    10-9 Akhmedov
     
  6. CST80

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    Round 1 Akhmedov 10-9
     
  7. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    The entire nü-metal scene was like that for me.
     
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  8. Somachenko

    Somachenko The Matador Team Full Member

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    I’d say Jay became corny after his first album, which would make sense, he became more commercial. But Reasonable Doubt is pretty raw and remains a classic album in my eyes despite what I feel about Jay as a person.

    Linkin I can recognize is corny as **** but I was a kid so I loved it, and I get nostalgic when I hear them but if I hadn’t been the age I was when I heard them, I’d probably hate them too lol
     
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  9. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    :lol: that really is a ****take, though. Fair enough if it was a couple of pounds but that much is obscene
     
  10. rorschach51

    rorschach51 A Legend & A Gentleman Full Member

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    How does one keep themselves from reaching out and grabbing that big titty half hangin out of that dress :squezer:
     
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  11. CST80

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    Round 1 Akhmedov 10-9
    Round 2 Akhmedov 10-9
     
  12. IntentionalButt

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    Round 2

    Akhmedov is targeting Escalante's body relentlessly now with torpedo combos, bending his knees to drop a level before firing the 1-2. Escalante is hung up on the ropes for a moment where Akhmedov lands some meaty left hooks downstairs. Akhmedov nettles Escalante with light jabs on the face while putting him wherever he wants, stomping him into a corner and hooking the body. Escalante now southpaw again, rowing out some right jabs and buying himself room to slide out the side door. Desperate straight flurry by Escalante falling in, all caught on the arms. Slap hook by Escalante, ducked by Akhmedov with a diagonal curvature of his upper body. Nice combo up top by Akhmedov putting Escalante on the ropes and getting him to drop his guard with body shots.

    10-9 Akhmedov

    20-18 Akhmedov
     
  13. CST80

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    I liked Crawling, that's about it. Jay-Z I've always hated, not a huge fan of Hip Hop to begin with, but I especially detest he and Nas, all that mumblecore bull****.
     
  14. CST80

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    Beterbiev beating Callum Johnson IS NOT a foregone conclusion. Don't count your eggs before they hatch.:deal:
     
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  15. IntentionalButt

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    Round 3

    Akhmedov is chasing Escalante around the ring, economically blasting him with quick straight combos but not wasting energy on fruitless movements. Escalante is getting backed up whenever his gut is dug into by Akhmedov's left hooks down low, but he's confident in his ability to either block, dodge, or ride the right hand. Akhmedov is still dialing the punch in, confident himself that he can hurt Escalante with it. Aaaaand, he's right. Several quick sharp rights with a single flush left hook in the mix as well. Escalante down in the corner. Saved by the bell.

    10-8 Akhmedov

    30-26 Akhmedov