Funniest statements you've seen involving boxing

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  1. Infern0121

    Infern0121 Well-Known Member banned Full Member

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    I just saw a guy on Instagram claim Fury "battered" Wlad

    Lol 8 punches per round (basically 2 punches a minute and most of them jabs) = "battering" someone now.
     
  2. mirkofilipovic

    mirkofilipovic ESB Management Full Member

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    “Canelo beat Golovkin” is the most hilarious comment I have read or heard.

    Another is “ Povetkin was prime when he lost to Joshua.” Despite being past his best at 39.
     
  3. C.J.

    C.J. Boxings Living Legend revered & respected by all Full Member

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    One of many from my old buddy Randall Tex Cobb during the Earnie Shavers fight. When Tex camf back to the corner George Benton said " Don't worry Tex he aint hitting & hurting you" Tex said " I'd better keep a close eye on that godamm referee then coz somebody is " Another Tex gem
     
  4. Nonito Smoak

    Nonito Smoak Ioka>Lomo, sorry my dudes Full Member

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    That whole crowd of Pacquiao/Golovkin/Lomachenko fanboys fill this forum with gold applicable to this thread.
     
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  5. SnatchBox

    SnatchBox Boxing Full Member

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    "Here, lettme put some water on ur balls"
     
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  6. Badbot

    Badbot You can just do things. Full Member

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    Tex was ****ing amazing!
    His quotes are always hilarious.
     
  7. C.J.

    C.J. Boxings Living Legend revered & respected by all Full Member

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    Great guy too One tough hombre
     
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  8. caligula4

    caligula4 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    "He glass me!"
     
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  9. Angler Andrew

    Angler Andrew Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Lol different sport but this reminds me of Dominic Cruz saying on commentary that McGregor was trying to tire Khabib out whilst laid on his back and getting smashed.
     
  10. Angler Andrew

    Angler Andrew Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Cottos reaction to being asked about Golovkin was funny
     
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  11. Vykus

    Vykus ɹoolɟ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʍǝᴉʌ ǝɥʇ Full Member

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    "The referee is going to be the most important man in the ring tonight besides the 2 fighters" George Foreman
     
  12. Power_tek

    Power_tek Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Hopkins knocked out the ring saying it was a push too funny, he forgot people have eyes.
     
  13. Infern0121

    Infern0121 Well-Known Member banned Full Member

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    Tbf in round 1 McGregor actually had surprisingly good stifling game, a guy with great stamina could beat Khabib by doing what mcgregor did there for 4 rounds then exploding on a tired khabib in the 5th

    Unfortunately McGregor's stamina is so abysmal he actually tired himself out more than khabib using a stamina sapping technique
     
  14. Ph33rknot

    Ph33rknot Live as if you were to die tomorrow Full Member

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    Tyson i broke my back
     
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  15. Saintpat

    Saintpat Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    “It’s spinal.”
     
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