Wilder's resume just became twice as impressive. I put guy in suit just below blood pressure Ortiz, just above kidnapped and terrified diabetic Stiverne.
Deontay wilder he da man, He fights the guys no other can, Like szpilca or feared Malik Scott, And others who are long forgot, They may not have been ranked so high, But most of them at least did try, To pretend to put up half a fight Then dropping from a Wilder right, And after collecting petty cash, Returned to moving bags of trash, It's not required by WBC, To fight the very best you see, Now TV Interns are fair game, Breaking their jaw adds to his fame, Deontay feared a droid attack, So laid that intern on his back, The callous presenters gave a cheer, Let's hope they had a lawyer near, To defend them from their many sins, Like an interns jaws held on with pins, But crushing cans pays well they say, At least it does for Deontay, The 'real champ' as some folk thinks, Pity that his record stinks
Wilder proving more and more that Fury is right and he's demon possessed, he's evil and robotic. And the woman and man hosts that allowed it to happen are just as bad as he is, they were laughing and cheering. Hopefully the guy sues Wilder and ESPN for it because that was just clear cut battery. Wilder is a demon.