Klitschko vs a heavyweight division where every heavyweight is Brian London

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  1. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    I don't know the answers, but these are the important questions that we should be asking ourselves.
     
  2. It's Ovah

    It's Ovah I am very feel me good. Full Member

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    One thing I do know: the Brian Londons who fought Wlad would have wiped the floor with the Brian Londons of the 50s and 60s.

    I'm sure janitor and reznick would have disagreed and called it a weak era for Brian Londons, however.
     
  3. It's Ovah

    It's Ovah I am very feel me good. Full Member

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    Sam "Who Nex?" Peter.

    "Who nex?"

    "Sam Peter!"
     
  4. Ted Spoon

    Ted Spoon Boxing Addict Full Member

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    A never ending supply of Brian London's? If there is a boxing heaven then is it.
     
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  5. GOAT Primo Carnera

    GOAT Primo Carnera Member of the PC Fan Club Full Member

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    Thats not true. I think after a varity of KOs and TKOs in the first 15 fights, Wlad would go for some challanges.

    Fighing London with his right hand tied on the back. Not much of a problem for Waldo.

    Fightning London by doing push ups, squads and abs in the breaks. Comes out jabbing.

    Fighting London bouncing on one leg, still breaking London down with that left hooked jab.

    Fighting London juming on the right leg, right handed tied on the back. Still no problem. Going 35 - 0 at the time.

    After 44 - 0, fighting London by applying some Liston blind juce into his eyes, left hand folded on the back. Goes out blinking. The champions killer instinct catching up with London.

    Next to some varitys of above, Wlad chooses to up his game, fighting London with some extra padding 78 ounces giant boxing gloves, mostly winning on cuts or late TKO.

    At 62 - 0, fighting London by moving on his knees. Still got the reach, the right making the difference so far.

    At 67 - 0, with the three last fights to retire, Wlad chooses to fight London in a wheelchair, dropping London badly to a bodyshot one time.

    At 69 - 0, Wlad chooses to fight London with his right handed tied inside a wheelchair, wearing one giant glove, blinking, after downing a bootle of vodka just before the fight. Comes out rollin“n shaking, with London missing most of his punches fighting cautious respecting the champions power.
    After falling out of the chair due to a body shot (round 10), Waldo is back in his comfort zone by the count of 8, the ref grasping that the champ is fine to go. Relying on his Ring Generalchip, round 11 is petty even, Waldo keeping London back with his jab. Round 12, Wlads accuracy and combination punching is putting the young London down for the count, the challanger getting up at 8 and a half.
    Going undefeatet by split decision and retires at 70 and o.
     
  6. Nighttrain

    Nighttrain 'BOUT IT 'BOUT IT Full Member

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    Rest assured he would take on the safest versions of Brian London.
     
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  7. red cobra

    red cobra Loyal Member Full Member

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    This thread has to be one of the most ridiculous, silliest wastes of space in this forum's history.
     
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  8. It's Ovah

    It's Ovah I am very feel me good. Full Member

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    Are you saying he'd leave the dangerous Brian Londons to his brother Vitali?
     
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  9. HerolGee

    HerolGee Loyal Member banned Full Member

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    pretty much how the brian london list is
     
  10. HerolGee

    HerolGee Loyal Member banned Full Member

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    hang on, brian londons of today would be too evolved, much stronger, more more muscular (yet much faster too), better nutrition, much fatter giving 200% more skills.
     
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  11. ForemanJab

    ForemanJab Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    What if the ref, judges, commentators and audience were all Brian Londons as well. That would make it tough for Wlad.
     
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  12. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    Since this is a very serious thread that I take very seriously, I already anticipated this possibility:

     
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  13. HerolGee

    HerolGee Loyal Member banned Full Member

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    ah i see, nice one.

    no room for humour i guess, but no worries.
     
  14. HerolGee

    HerolGee Loyal Member banned Full Member

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    and brian london was wlad too, in a brian london mask.
     
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  15. It's Ovah

    It's Ovah I am very feel me good. Full Member

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    That's a very, very good point. For the sake of fairness, I think we should consider that only one of the judges is Brian London, and say five, or maximum ten, percent of the crowd.
     
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