The Kalle Sauerland Smackhead Watchdog Thread

Streaming..... like his nose...

 

More likely he's gonna be escorted....

 

Honestly this guy needs help, he looks ill in that list fight interview like he’s jacked on something

 

He looks rough as ****, he's gonna end up in rehab or dead with the high grade **** he's snorting globally !

 

How is this shitshow of a promotion WBSS not televised yet again? He’s saying because they want more money than networks are willing to pay... so we’ll put it on YouTube! How are they making money?Whats the WBSS financial model? Saudi oil money. ??

 

I think the BBC made a serious error in not making Kalle the new Doctor Who. His face moves through time and space but it also appears to be traversing other dimension as yet undreamed of.

Watching him in interview is edge of the seat stuff. Will his face stay anchored to his skull or will bits fall off in whichever direction he's writhing at that point? Maybe the whole thing will just melt into an entirely new creature. It's tension far beyond any of his fights.

Is it possible that there is a second message hidden within his grimaces and twitches? Maybe if I could decode it I'd be able to get the winner at Kempton at 3 o clock, or predict the price of the Dow at close of trading. Mystical eternal truths may be revealed if only we could understand his unique code.

Would anyone really be surprised if his jaw dislocated and he proceeded to swallow Kugan whole and then slithered off like some gigantic coked up python?

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7.30 in the first video, he's really struggling. Gurning that water down and then gleaming when he realises he has somehow survived and managed to.

 

They would, but aren't allowed to have a pro-drug stance directly. However, the BBC also don't want too much of an anti-drug campaign as to not seem edgy and isolate the dwindling youth that watch the platform and would be put off drugs and the BBC from his intoxicated antics and life of death code of conduct. Therefore, Kalle isn't suitable for both reasons and remains a cult enigma.

 

Lol come on and pull your finger out,this material deserves and Ode or a poem no?

 

Cocaine can dissolve ones neck it would seem?