DAZN: Oleksandr Oleksandrovych Usyk vs. Anthony Lewis Bellew & Anthony Crolla vs. Daud Yordan RBR.

Apart from delusional Everton fans, the whole of the UK is behind Usyk here.

 

An ode to Bellew as the fight nears.

There once was a lad called Bellew
He seemed a decent and likeable fellow
But then one fine day
He beat a shot and crippled Haye
And his head turned into the size of a cello

 

Who's pumped to see a Mayweather vs. Gatti or RJJ vs. Pazienza caliber of skills mismatch?

 

Dillian GTFO the ring, we have **** to do here.

 

I AM ****ING FEEL

 

I can imagine he wrote something super gay again and then wrote no homo as if that made it any less gay.

 

Usyk destroy! Usyk batter! Usyk retire Scouser! Usyk beat up the guys whos fatter!

 

Following the fight updates online, no PPV for me tonight, the highlight of my night will be Ashley Yoder bouncing around the octogon in skin tight lycra !

War Yoder, tug tug lol

 

Can you tell me a time when he actually has gone to war?

 

I'm feeling a brutal KO here

 

Apt analogy.

The Bellew train is coming to a halt tonight. The Bomber is facing an ultra-talent who is going to lay a beating on him like the two fights you mentioned.

 

"No homo but I'd pay to have my tongue surgically removed, inserted up his rectal cavity for half an hour, quickly put on dry ice and then reattached onto my soft palate while all those yummy butt hole bacteria were still alive..."

 

Falklands?