The Tyson Fury Duck Tour Dates Have Been Confirmed - Buy your tickets

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  1. Sephiroth Rising 7

    Sephiroth Rising 7 'No tears please!' banned Full Member

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    Come now ladies and gentlemen, get ordering your tickets if you to listen to Fury retell his miracle redemption story for the thousandth time .

    So get ready. Bring your posters, bring your cameras, your fury cups, pens and pencils, dvds, t-shirts to get signed, bring your robes and prepare yourselves for worship.

    Doing this is more important than fighting for titles. Who can knock him really?
    A nice little earner whilst knocking down 2 birds with one stone.

    Avoid fighting and make money telling sob stories to mugs.

    [url]https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/an-evening-with-tyson-fury-tickets-48591121352[/url]

    Description
    Come along to our evening with the one and only Tyson Fury.

    Spend the evening listening to him talk about his rollercoster career and how he plans to show the boxing world that he is one of the best around.

    Professional photo alongside Tyson Fury with a hog roast included, followed by a stunning memorabllia auction and then a live interview by Willie Thorn.

    Which is then finished off with a Q&A from the audience and a Dj to finish the night off this is really an event not too be missed!

    Content to be covered and what to expect for those attending

    Intro

    Hi I'm Tyson Fury, welcome everyone.

    Listen, first things first, I want to say a big thank you to Frank for arranging this event tour, it's pleasure to be here with all my fans. Secondly I want to thank God because without him, I am nothing.

    Fury sits down on chair alongide Frank and Ben.

    '' The last 3 years have been a rollercoster of ups and downs for me, I can't tell you how hard and fast it's been''

    ''I ballooned up to over 300lbs and didn't ever think I'd box again''

    ''If somebody told me I would fight for the heavyweight championship of the world after all I've been through, I'd have told them to **** off''

    * Frank Warren nods in approval,

    ''It's never easy for a man coming from a gypsy background

    * Camera pans on Billy Joe Saunders in the audience giving a steely steer in agreement.

    ''I cared about nothing''

    ''Every night before I went to bed, I wished I never woke up the next day''

    ''I had it worse than anyone else''

    ''I used cocaine to escape the pain because I gave up on life''

    ''I always knew I'd make a return''

    ''I'm doing this for every mental health sufferer out there that's going through what I went through ''

    ''I'm living proof that anyone can be in the worst possible place and come back fighting back strong''

    ''I've always said that when the going gets tough, the tough gets going''

    ''This great man right here (points to Ben Davison) helped save my life, but now he needs break from me''

    * Ben Davison coyly laughs and smiles

    ''I prayed to God to give me strength and he answered my prayers and gave me strength''

    ''The Lord Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior''


    Fury stands up , Sings Elvis rendition to sign the night off, audience laughs and claps like a bunch of seals.

    Job done. Easy money.
     
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  2. Sandman_

    Sandman_ Undisputed Full Member

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    I think the Lineal H/W Champion of the World has earned the right to do as he pleases.

    After traveling to Germany & dethroning ATG Wladimir Klitschko & then traveling to America & successfully defending against the top American, I'd say he's earned a break.

    And a speaking tour for that matter. He's quite obviously a very good public speaker. I'm sure plenty of people will want to hear what the Lineal H/W Champion of the World has got to say about what the view is like from both the top & bottom of the world.

    Rushing straight back into a life & death struggle with Wilder or AJ at this time may not be the best move for him.

    Let's be very clear on one thing - the Lineal H/W Champion of the World will decide who he fights next and when.

    Alphabet champs will need to bide their time & wait to see what he decides to do.

    They may have to settle for fights with second-tier guys like Dillian Whyte & Dominic Breazeale in the meantime.
     
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  3. red_roo

    red_roo Active Member Full Member

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    What's next for Fury .
     
  4. Sephiroth Rising 7

    Sephiroth Rising 7 'No tears please!' banned Full Member

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    He's been out of the ring for 3 years already, you want him to have another long break before he comes back and fights a body? To then doanother tour and for you to again say he's earned his right to milk his fanbase some more?

    Imagine if Joshua or Wilder adopted that attitude, considering how long they have been fighting consistently every year through the last 7 years. The HW division would be dead.

    He lived off the Wlad win for far too long, and now he is ready to spend more time out of the ring and live off getting off the canvas against Wilder
     
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  5. Stefz

    Stefz Member Full Member

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    This "tour" had been booked since before the wilder fight. My work have given me 3 tickets as a "thank you" gift..... and im still not going.
    He obviously wanted to cash in a bit as a guarantee just in case the wilder fight went pear shape.
     
  6. miniq

    miniq AJ IS A BODYBUILDING BUM Full Member

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    I'm going to them
     
  7. Power_tek

    Power_tek Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Spot on pal
     
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  8. rski

    rski Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I liked because that was pretty funny to be fair, and about 95% would be the content of this show. I reserve judgement on the ducking issue though until its clear what he is doing next. As for the song, as long as he doesn't sing I don't Want to Miss a Thing again I'm happy.
     
  9. Sephiroth Rising 7

    Sephiroth Rising 7 'No tears please!' banned Full Member

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    :lol:

    Yeah he's the first and only boxer that has been training for the last 12 months.

    Hurrah for Fury, the first boxer to ever train hard. Get that man a beer he deserves one.

    Imagine if he had to fight 3 times in one year, wow he'd have earned the right to retire after that.
     
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  10. Pimp C

    Pimp C Too Much Motion Full Member

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    I'm a Fury fan but this still funny.
     
  11. McGrain

    McGrain Diamond Dog Staff Member

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    Obviously this.

    Fury's inactivity will rightly hurt him as a fighter.

    It would take a cast-iron idiot not to understand that there are more important things at that this guy has seen the downside.

    Like any other adult male he has the right to do what he likes.

    If he doesn't fight next year, he'll be stripped of his standing, naturally, but he can do a tour if he wants to. It's hurting absolutely nobody.
     
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  12. McGrain

    McGrain Diamond Dog Staff Member

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    He did fight three times in one year - last year. In six months in fact.

    And you don't "earn" the right to retire. You just retire. People do it all the time.
     
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  13. rski

    rski Well-Known Member Full Member

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    So don't you give Fury any credit for coming back from nothing to nearly beating one if the biggest threats in the heavyweight division, on what might as well have been his first fight back?

    Added to the fact he wasn't just training, he was coming back from the dead really, the state of him a year before was unbelievable. To say that's no big deal is stretching it a bit for me. His fat ass was laid up in bed while he was doing weird you tube videos, a year later he is in the ring boxing one of the current champs ears off. if that isn't miraculous I don't know what is.

    If he lives off it now and does nothing else, I'd agree that's a bit pants but until we know what going on its difficult to say.
     
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  14. Sephiroth Rising 7

    Sephiroth Rising 7 'No tears please!' banned Full Member

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    Of course he deserves credit which has already recieved in bucket loads pre and post fight

    How much more do we need to hear about it? Most of was his own doing and lets not even get into the fact that he spiralled out of control due to the steroid scandal.

    I remember Jacobs was suffering with bone cancer along with paralysis. He made a miraculous recovery through will and determination and shortly afterwas involved a competitive title fight against GGG. And he boxed very well, got knocked down once himself, yet no one thought he had won because he was competitive and no one wanted to see him do tours to recount his recovery story after HBO had already covered it so many times.

    He had a bit more pride and respect for his fanbase not to milk his story even though it was more miraculous and heroic than Fury's considering it wasn't something which was self inflicted.
     
  15. f1ght3rz

    f1ght3rz Ronaldoooo is crying in his caaaaaar Full Member

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    1. Fury fought three times in less than six months and lost nearly 150 pounds
    2. He just fought a huge fight and won't fight before April/May/June again, logically.
    3. Making a tour like that doesn't mean you can continue with training.
    4. Such a tour usually lasts a couple of weeks, you're acting like want to do that for 12 months in 2019.
    5. STFU
     
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