From Süddeutsche Zeitung 3 months from now.... "The 'Eternal Snowstorm' is now in it's third week and the country has been forced to a standstill as the massive coke drifts continue to cover the nation. All flights have been cancelled due to blocked runways. Snowsweepers are working overtime alongside the Bundeswehr to try to clear the AutoBahn's but to little avail. Meanwhile the plague of coked out wildlife running amok in the streets seems to be no nearer an end. In Berlin legislators met with a weeping delegation of drug dealers who begged for help. In Munich the famous beer festival has been replaced by a mass meeting of the new 'Church of Kalle' whose members believe that only a mysterious figure known as Kalle can save the country from the deadly peril."