The State of Bermane Stiverne

Like taking some raw carrot sticks and sun-dried tomato houmous from a baby?

 

Meet your WBA Gold champion.

 

My word 273lbs, that's a career high weight, he looks awful, fight shouldn't last more than a round or 2 at best.

 

Hooray for the weigh-in,
Tis then that we learn,
Just how out of shape,
Is Bermane Stiverne,

When it came to the buffet,
He was spoilt for choice,
So he ate the whole thing,
Now he's fighting Joe Joyce,

So what if his figure,
Cuts a sorry tale,
How many boxers,
Get to take on a whale?

 

There's only one Bermane Stiverne the crowd will be chanting. This fight is gonna be a fire fight momma Mia

 

They'd need to reinforce the ring if that wasn't the case.

 

Make one with Joyce as Micheal Myers plz

 

The state of Stiverne? Or the continent of Stiverne?

< drops mic >

 

Yeah, boi, get in. Dat tectonic plate humor be getting all the honeys to drop they panties.

 

Now if only you had nice voluptuous moobs like Bermy.

 

Jamie Lee Curtis for years has sought,
The end of Michael Myers,
She was told he was the Juggernaut,
By some mischeivous liars,

For Big Joe ain't no psychopath,
The fight game is his task,
And he prefers the sombero,
To a scary hockey mask,

 

That about says it all. What a joke.

 

And yet he's Wilder's 2nd career best win.

 

fat joke

Charles Martin
Bumane Stiverne
Jarrel Miller

You yanks should be utterly embarrassed.

 

They should start putting weight clauses in contracts, like you docked a certain % of your purse if you show up above a certain weight. Stiverne is just wasting everyone's time here, and it was mismatch even if he had trained.