What does it mean if Tom Schwarz pulls it off?

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by IntentionalButt, Apr 7, 2019.


Whatchagonna do, when Schwarzamania runs wild all over you, brotha?

Poll closed Jun 15, 2019.

  1. I'll splooge in my unterwäsche.

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  2. I'll cry like a fraulein.

    3 vote(s)
    16.7%

  3. I will do both simultaneously.

    12 vote(s)
    66.7%
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  1. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    This would throw perceptions of the current heavyweight division into complete and total disarray, IMO - and being the sort of person that, in the words of Alfred Pennyworth, "just wants to watch the world burn" (at least the heavyweight boxing world), nothing could possibly thrill me any more than seeing everyone panic as they scrambled to reorganize their little h2h rankings. :devil-flip:

    The repercussions would be immense and far-reaching. Schwarz beating Fury, especially by KO, automatically lowers the stock of Deontay Wilder by appreciable margins - as well as that of Wladimir Klitschko, and therefore, by transitive property, Anthony Joshua.

    I can't remember a single greater shakeup being possible in the division. One punch could just sow CHAOS. Sweet chaos, and it would be...

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  2. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Like ...seriously, what then? Would everyone be left with no choice but to rank Schwarz #1 or #2 (behind Joshua) in the world? If he then got schooled by Fury with a UD12 shutout in the rematch, would he still retain a top 5 ranking for a while on the strength of having knocked out the man that dethroned Klitschko and drew controversially against Wilder (in a fight many felt he won)?

    It would seem problematic to still have Wilder ahead of him, given their side-by-side Fury results in this scenario. Besides, comparing résumés, Wilder only has a few names (excluding dives and shot-to-hell walking corpses) separating him from Schwarz in terms of their overall quality opposition beaten.
     
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  3. madballster

    madballster Loyal Member Full Member

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    Then I can't wait for the lineal title porn aficionados explain to me how Schwarz is the new lineal HW champion of the world.
     
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  4. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    :deal:

    Glorious.
     
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  5. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Die, worst division in boxing, DIE! :pipi
     
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  6. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Alright, do we have any posters that happen to be unscrupulous yet brilliant German chemists?

    Somebody hook up my boy Tom with some untraceable, super effective PED. :deal:
     
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  7. POTUS

    POTUS Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Hammer>>Schwarz
    I've seen Schwarz dropped like a sack of potatoes by a headbutt. Hammer don't go out like dat.
     
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  8. f1ght3rz

    f1ght3rz Ronaldoooo is crying in his caaaaaar Full Member

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    Schwarz should be happy if he lands one punch per round. He is so slow.
     
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  9. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Slower than Pajkic or Firtha?
     
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  10. Reg

    Reg Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Usyk vs Schwarz for P4P and H2H supremacy
     
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  11. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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  12. Odo

    Odo Boxing Junkie Full Member

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  13. Ukansodoff

    Ukansodoff Deontay plz stop ducking Joshua. Thank you. Full Member

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    Tom Schwarz Heavyweight Lineal King. Sounds good.
     
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  14. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    First one from Germany since Max Schmeling. :deal:
     
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  15. Perkin Warbeck

    Perkin Warbeck Boxing aficionado Full Member

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    Tom Schwartz has no chance whatsoever.

    It's a terrible mismatch, Fury should be ashamed for taking this fight.
     
    Perkin Warbeck, Apr 7, 2019
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