What does it mean if Tom Schwarz pulls it off?

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by IntentionalButt, Apr 7, 2019.


Whatchagonna do, when Schwarzamania runs wild all over you, brotha?

Poll closed Jun 15, 2019.
  1. I'll splooge in my unterwäsche.

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  2. I'll cry like a fraulein.

    16.7%
  3. I will do both simultaneously.

    66.7%
  1. ludwig

    ludwig Boxing Addict Full Member

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    That video is funny. Schwarz's opponent (Mezencev) is literally a cruiserweight and the commentators are hyping it up like it's a world title fight.
     
  2. lepinthehood

    lepinthehood When I'm drinking you leave me well alone banned Full Member

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    which divisions? not questioning you, but thats a big call.
     
  3. ludwig

    ludwig Boxing Addict Full Member

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  4. ludwig

    ludwig Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Poor conditioning and floppy tits are notable in this last fight. Schwarz was a bit gassed at the end of the first round. His reliance on big right hands reminds me of Wilder.

    Are there any examples of Schwarz fighting someone exceptionally big and tall like Fury?
     
  5. greenhornet

    greenhornet Boxing Addict Full Member

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    when pajkic drops you heavily and firtha badly hurts you, no fight is safe.
     
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  6. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    JoJo Diaz > AJ, p4p.
     
  7. WhataRock

    WhataRock Loyal Member Full Member

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    May the Schwarz be with him.
     
  8. highlander

    highlander Active Member Full Member

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    well, if he wins, it will be like when rocky balboa fought apollo creed to a draw and then in the rematch, defeated him!
     
  9. highlander

    highlander Active Member Full Member

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    "and his schwarz is as big as tyson's!"
     
  10. CST80

    CST80 The Hesitant Nihilist Staff Member

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    And? Mezencev is a decent little fighter who's 19-1 17 KO's as a pro. Yeah he's a Cruiserweight, but so was Michael Hunter, and look what he did to Bakole, then look what Bakole just did to Wach. While Ilja was young, Tom was only 21 when they fought as well. That fight means nothing.
     
  11. PunchersChance.

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    Fury could train on crack and KFC and this would still be embarrassingly one sided.
     
  12. Kratos

    Kratos Well-Known Member Full Member

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    it would mean he's the best heavyweight after beating the guy that beat wilder. so the rankings would be: scwarz, fury, joshua, wilder.
     
  13. covetousjuice

    covetousjuice Putin did nothing wrong

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    ...Sure?

    But it's the same thing for any other time a top 10 fights some bum.

    "What if Molina beats AJ?" "What if Travis Kauffman beats Ortiz?" "What then?"

    I don't really care because it's not going to happen.
     
  14. NoNeck

    NoNeck Pugilist Specialist

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    It means "mental health."
     
  15. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    You've completely missed the point. The heavyweight division is so bad that on a given night any top 100 guy could upset any champ or contender. I don't really care if you agree or not, I'm correct.