What does it mean if Tom Schwarz pulls it off?

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by IntentionalButt, Apr 7, 2019.


Whatchagonna do, when Schwarzamania runs wild all over you, brotha?

Poll closed Jun 15, 2019.

  1. I'll splooge in my unterwäsche.

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  2. I'll cry like a fraulein.

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    16.7%

  3. I will do both simultaneously.

    12 vote(s)
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  1. covetousjuice

    covetousjuice Putin did nothing wrong

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    I willfully ignored your point because I thought it was dumb.

    I don’t know why you would think Schwarz would have a reasonable chance against Fury.
     
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  2. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    Because he's a six-and-a-half footer with a pulse, and Fury despite being a top 5 heavyweight on the planet - if not the current greatest - is chinny garbage? (which says all one needs to know about the HW division)

    I'm going to now willfully ignore you, because I think you're dumb.
     
    IntentionalButt, Apr 7, 2019
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  3. Sphillips

    Sphillips Active Member Full Member

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    But it isn’t going to happen.
     
    Sphillips, Apr 7, 2019
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  4. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    If it does, though, I want everybody that said it wouldn't to report to this thread and say "IB, you were dead on, heavyweight sucks."

    Anybody that doesn't take initiative to volunteer will be called upon. :deal:
     
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  5. Sphillips

    Sphillips Active Member Full Member

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    Deal.
     
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  6. ChinMusic

    ChinMusic Member Full Member

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    What does it mean if Tom Schwarz pulls it off?

    I think they should sew it back on, for Msr's Schwarz sake
     
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  7. northpaw

    northpaw Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I agree in theory, as most HWs have that eraser, but from what I've now seen (after research), I can't conceive that he beats Fury. I see Braezeale (however it's spelled) stopping Wilder and over turning the apple cart Fury/Joshua/Wilder round robin before I see Fury losing. Fury was basically hit like twice from the most animalistic puncher in the division and got back and fought harder. I'm thinking you'd have to completely disconnect him from consciousness to keep him down and I don't see this guy doing that. Joshua? Possibly. Wilder? Possibly. Schwartz? Just don't see it. Maybe you see something in him I'm missing.
     
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  8. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    Oh, I don't, I think Fury is 99.999999999% likely to win this, I'm not sure how anybody would even construe that I felt otherwise from this HOPEFUL thread. I'm half kidding/trolling and half genuinely optimistic that Schwarz pulls off a miracle.

    ...and Breazeale for that matter, although I don't like Breazeale at all. (not that I give two schitz about Schwarz either)
     
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  9. IntentionalButt

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    Schwarz is a garbage fighter, in p4p terms, as is Breazeale. That's exactly why I'm rooting for them. If my agenda isn't clear to anyone by now, I'm cheering for whatever outcome is bad for the heavyweight division. :thumbsup:
     
    IntentionalButt, Apr 8, 2019
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  10. ipitythefool

    ipitythefool Prediction ? Pain Full Member

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    If Swartz wins Wilder might just give Fury a rematch.
     
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  11. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    For the record, I'll be happy if AJ is KTFO by Miller, too, just for the chaos aspect of it...although I do like Joshua the best (or rather, dislike him the least) of the Big Three...and Miller isn't quite as much of a joke as Breazeale or Schwarz.
     
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  12. dinovelvet

    dinovelvet Antifanboi Full Member

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    HW is the best division in boxing. Fury breezes past this guy who is probably a Jameel McCline leveller :banana:
     
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  13. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    Best?:risas3:

    Did you mean "Breast"? In that case, yes, heavyweights do have the most shapely bosoms in boxing.
     
    IntentionalButt, Apr 8, 2019
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  14. dinovelvet

    dinovelvet Antifanboi Full Member

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    No i mean the bestest. I don't really care if you agree or not, I'm correct. :deal::icon_popcorn:
     
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  15. IntentionalButt

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    :headbash
     
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