Yves Ulysse Jr vs. Stephen James Claggett II & Óscar Manuel Negrete Padilla vs. Joshua Franco II RBR

Good pace so far.

 

I just scanned my listings and it seems they're not showing it on any of my local channels on Xfinity, but the women's fight is being shown on that same undercard stream from the OP and the main doubleheader is going to be on DAZN.

 

20-18 Esparza, just overwhelming Vizcaíno with constant high-output aggression.

 

Ugh, my tympanic membrane is being violated in a non-consensual way by Jonathan Coachman's voice. Dougie Fischer deserves a better co-host.

 

Fischer has it a shutout after three, as do I, but Vizcaíno is definitely plucky.

 

Wait...just doing the math here...

Marlen Esparza last fought just over twelve months ago, in early April of 2018. Her baby, whose picture they showed onscreen between rounds, is three months old (nearly four - born the first week of January)

Average human gestation is 280 days. Saint Diego (that is the baby's actual name) popped out roughly a hundred days ago. Marlen last fought 383 days ago. The bun was either in the oven when she was in the ring, or was placed there pretty much later that same night. Plus or minus a week, he was almost doubtless conceived either before her last match or during the "after-party"..

 

Fischer gave Vizcaíno the 5th, and has it 49-46 Esparza.

The layoff seems to have affected Marlen's gas tank.

 

Coachman loves hearing himself pronounce "Da Zone". He ****ing would.

 

@Chuck Norris @pincai @CST80 return to ye olde RBR fold, gentlemen - Negrete vs. Franco II coming on very soon...

 

69-64 Esparza, my card in line with Dougie's.

 

The idiot probably just saw the ponytail and misgendered homie.

("oh wait, so are we not gonna fuck after? ")

 

79-73 Esparza