Yves Ulysse Jr vs. Stephen James Claggett II & Óscar Manuel Negrete Padilla vs. Joshua Franco II RBR

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  1. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Hey Coach, vague Lance Storm references are a bit much don't you think? :lol:
     
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  2. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Yves Ulysse, Jr. vs. Stephen James Claggett II, 10 rounds @ light welterweight
     
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  3. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Non-zero chance that of the 1.8k people watching the stream you and I are the only people to get/appreciate it. :sisi1
     
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  4. Somachenko

    Somachenko The Matador Team Full Member

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    What did he say? I went to the bathroom. I was a huge Lance Storm mark lol
     
  5. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Speaking of which, I wonder how many people RJJ Promotions suckered into tuning in for their whack-ass card on UFC Fight Pass, going head to head against GBP/DAZN's? :sisi1

    Maybe two dozen, tops? (all relatives of the guys fighting)
     
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  6. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    He did a quasi dramatic, Calgary..... Alberta, Canada. When he said where Claggett was from.
     
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  7. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Yeah, loaded pause and everything, and given his background it can't have been a coincidence.

    As much as I want to see the main event, I kinda wish Justin Credible would just run out and lay both Ulysse and Claggett out with a kendo stick instead, with the broadcast wordlessly going off-air while he climbs the ropes and sticks one arm up with his tongue out and Lance materializes in the center of the ring behind him, arms folded, looking austere. :sisi1
     
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  8. Somachenko

    Somachenko The Matador Team Full Member

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    And then Paul Heyman emerges with the rest of the ECW roster and a ECW chant breaks out. ECW! ECW! ECW!
     
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  9. CST80

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    Round 1 Ulysse 10-9
     
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  10. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Round 1

    Ulysse is throwing hard digs underneath Claggett's elbows with both hands. Nice straight combos on the jaw by Ulysse. Claggett is wading in Brandon Rios style, arms crossed diagonally over his face as he presses his way in and then hacks down with the right hand, knuckles pointing outward and up. Ulysse is extending the jab into Claggett's face, holding him at bay, and then skewering him downstairs with a right hand. Double jab into the guard by Claggett pressing Ulysse into the ropes, and then a right hand, blocked.

    10-9 Ulysse, close
     
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  11. Somachenko

    Somachenko The Matador Team Full Member

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    Man I don’t give a flying **** about El Chicano while the main event is on. Get the **** out of here
     
  12. CST80

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    I love how serious this guy is talking about this dumbass movie.:lol:
     
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  13. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Are they really allowing the director of El Chicano sitting ringside to plug his movie with a diatribe synopsis cutting into the opening seconds of the next round?!?!
     
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  14. Somachenko

    Somachenko The Matador Team Full Member

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    More like the first ****ing 90 seconds lol
     
  15. Rooster_Booster

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    All aboared the Ulysses train? Treat to watch.
     
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