I would have taken the car to Barret Jackson with the Holmes aroma fetching 100k or so. Larry would have came back and signed it
I've heard back from my friend recently about his Uncle's son who had to be held back in class due to this incident. Here's the transcript. "The good news is that young Timmy has been moved back to his original class. We are unsure if it was just a 'phase' that young Timmy was going through, or it has took these few months for his body to get rid of the toxins. Either way, we are delighted he is back with his old class mates and is showing steady improvements. We have no ill feeling towards Larry, and we wish him well in his old age".
Timmy’s better, Larry’s doing his things, the family gets a new car and no animals were hurt during this experience. Alls well that ends well.
Holmes don’t care who he upsets. He never holds back. He talks whatever he wants and farts whenever he wants.
Anyone hear this story about Ben Roesthisberger randomly going to Mathew Stafford's home in Dallas? Stafford didn't even know Ben was in town. BigBen knocks on the door and asks to use his bathroom. Very awkward very weird. So according to legend Ben left a log in the toilet, never even flushed. Abruptly Roethlisberger leaves. Stafford checks the bathroom a few minutes later to discover this titanic turd curled around the inside of the toilet. He had never seen or smelled anything like it. It was gross and repulsive. After being offended for awhile Mathew decided not to flush the toilet, ever. He wanted to absorb that Super Bowl winning aroma as much as possible. He never has flushed it to this day. His Wife and kids are long gone. Ben's turd is imbedded there. Sometimes Mathew Stafford will call up his high school buddy Clayton Kershaw and they just stare at this monument of a champion.