Anthony Oluwafemi Olaseni Joshua vs. Andrés Ponce Ruiz Jr. RBR

The world needs a fat heavyweight champ. Do this!

 

They'll use a crane to carry Ruiz into the ring.

 

I don't think so Chris lol.

 

That’s a good point, McGuigan tends to link up with hunky boxers like Haye.

Although he’s bucked that trend big time recently by training dorky horse-face Okolie the ****ing wanker.

 

dno man, how do u like ruizy.

 

Another half an hour wait for AJ to do his elaborate ring-walk entrance just to put away a porker.

 

Joshua vs Miller would have been a great, exciting clash of styles, it‘s a shame he needed to take steroids.

Instead we get another fatass who isn‘t quite as exciting but supposedly has "fast hands"...whatever i‘m still rooting for the underdog.

 

i dont know what youre saying, is she hot? or dno.

 

Usyk giving it large lol. Loves a sing song.

 

Has there ever been a fighter knocked down as much as N'dam and only been stopped twice? It seems like every time he steps up, he turns into the human version of those inflatable clown punching bags that kids wail on.

 

AJ should be able to take this in rounds 1-3 if he wants to. No problem.

If AJ's more cautious, as he tends to be lately, then still within 6 rounds. But that seems a little less likely considering he probably wants to respond to Wilder's KO1.

Absolute latest would be 7. If it goes beyond 7? I'll be goddamn shocked.

Full disclosure: I strongly dislike AJ and moderately dislike Ruiz. I think Ruiz is god awful, but I understand he's a late replacement and so I don't hold anything against AJ for picking such a bad opponent.

 

My fellow British brothers and sisters infecting the US with football chant type singing.

Resist my American Cousins, RESIST.