Evander Holyfield's 'Evan Fields' investigation update?

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  1. DoubleJab666

    DoubleJab666 Dot, dot, dot... Full Member

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    Yes. And let's not have this vital investigation derailed by devious attempts to distract the lead investigator towards irrelevant and separate cases. The hand of Evan Fields may even be at work within this thread....
     
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  2. Holler

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    Steady now, be like Evander and only follow the most likely leads otherwise you run the risk of being sidetracked.

    The Incan pyramid connection or the very thin man that can squeeze through electricity sockets remain the most likely explanation.

    Wise words, we're only 12 years into the investigation, it would be foolish to make any snap judgements.
     
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  3. Jamzy ⭐

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    I must remember to trust in the process. Surely Evander will deduct who the culprit is, my personal bet is that Conor Benn fellow but it could also be Evander's half Peruvian local swimming instructor.
     
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  4. Holler

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    Call in Columbo,
    Sherlock Holmes too,
    There's a mystery to solve,
    That would test scooby doo,

    This one could defeat,
    All the worlds wisest heads,
    Will we ever know who,
    Really ordered those Peds?

    Will this devilish conundrum.
    One day finally yield,
    The solution to who,
    Really was Evan Field?

    At least you'll agree,
    That as one we all feel,
    That the HGH cheat,
    Couldn't be the real deal,

    So what if he lived at,
    The exact same address,
    Or had the same birthday,
    Mere Coincidence I guess,
     
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  5. cuchulain

    cuchulain Loyal Member Full Member

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    I wonder if both Evander and OJ have seen the Hitchcock classic STRANGERS ON A TRAIN ?
     
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  6. cuchulain

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    Johnny Lee Miller and young Lucy Liu
    As well as Miss Marple and suave Poirot too
    They all got together, to in-vest-i-gate
    And they got to the bottom, alas a bit late.


    It seems that our OJ, and Evander as well
    Had plotted these crimes, and avoided the cell
    Each man had a problem the other man cures
    You can scratch my back, and then I’ll scratch yours


    So OJ bought PEDs, and Evander, a blade
    And both men agreed to this unholy trade
    At the end of his trial, OJ was aquitted
    And Evander’s PED use, need ne’er be admitted


    They’d both seen that movie, two men on a train
    And felt that old ruse, could be risen again.
    And now they’re both searching, around and around
    For culprits unknown, who will never be found.
     
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  7. Holler

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    Your effort is worthy,
    With a pleasing refrain,
    Sure as I'm Finn McCool,
    You must be Cuchulain,
     
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  8. Ted Stickles

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    Evan Fields is code name for Charlie who just so happened to be Oj’s accomplice in his If I Did It Book…. So if you also think about it AC Cowlings could be code for All Charlie while OJ is code for Juice. So I think it was Evan Fields with the Juice at the Sports Doctors office with Kato Kaelin driving a Pinto.
     
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  9. Holler

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    Jamzy called it! Maybe Evan Field laid the egg
     
  10. drenlou

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    No way is EVANder holyFIELD this made up person Evan Fields...... I'm not buying it... ;)
     
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  11. m.s.

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    If he is a Trump supporter he is doomed to life in prison, if he's a Democrat then all is good, what Steroids? What HGH?
     
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    m.s. Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    nice post here Toad![/QUOTE]
    For Canelo it was a good investment, a chance worth taking. All he had to do is get within robbing distance, the judges will take care of the rest.
     
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    Boxers should be given a special dispensation to take as much gear as they want like they did in the 90s so we see more violent and exciting fights.