Frankenstein's boxer

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  1. Babality

    Babality KTFO!!!!!!! Full Member

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    Hair - Oscar de la Hoya
    Brain - Andre Ward
    Chin - George Chuvalo
    Left Arm - Manny Pacquiao
    Right Arm - Tommy Hearns
    Heart - Evander Holyfield
    Lungs - Calzaghe
    Legs - Floyd Mayweather
     
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    Babality KTFO!!!!!!! Full Member

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    And this one just for fun. Obviously this wouldn't be the worst fighter ever because these are still know, capable fighters (most of them).

    Hair - Danny Garcia
    Brain - Peter McNeely
    Chin - Amir Khan
    Left Arm - Paulie Malignaggi
    Right Arm - Tevin Farmer
    Heart - Andre Dirrell
    Lungs - Kimbo Slice
    Legs - Dustin Nichols
     
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    Hair- Julian Jackson
    Brain (governs boxing IQ)-Bernard Hopkins
    Chin (punch resistance)- Oliver McCall
    Left Arm- Joe Frazier
    Right Arm- Alexis Arguello
    Heart- Morales, Holyfield
    Lungs (governs endurance)- Aaron Pryor
    Legs (you need to use both from one fighter or the monster will fall over)- Aaron Pryor
     
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    Andre Dirrell? Victor Ortiz?
     
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    I would first create this fighter:

    Hair (has zero effect on fighting ability) - Ivan Drago
    Brain (governs boxing IQ) - Juan Manuel Marquez (I dont want the brain of a defensive fighter)
    Chin (punch resistance) - Carl Froch
    Left Arm - Pacquiao
    Right Arm - Wladimir Klitschko
    Heart - Tyson Fury
    Lungs (governs endurance) - Margarito
    Legs (you need to use both from one fighter or the monster will fall over) - Kovalev

    I would then create the following opponent for the first boxer to fight:

    Hair (has zero effect on fighting ability) - Danny Garcia
    Brain (governs boxing IQ) - Amir Khan
    Chin (punch resistance) - James Kirkland
    Left Arm - Malignaggi
    Right Arm - Young Pacquiao
    Heart - Victor Ortiz
    Lungs (governs endurance) - David Price
    Legs (you need to use both from one fighter or the monster will fall over) - Audley Harrison

    It would be great to watch the epic 30 second KO, thats assuming the second fighter doesnt knock himself out during the ringwalk.
     
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    You obviously need to go back and watch Nichols doing the Ali shuffle while making Wilder flail and miss like a club fighter.
     
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  7. Big Ukrainian

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    Victor Ortiz definitely!
     
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    Pohvetkin has the worst hair like his eight year old daughter put a speghetti bowl & used children's scissors - Fitting for Frankenstein!!
     
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    The body of Ike ibeabuchi with the brain of Kenny Porter with the tattoos of Maidana
     
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    Hair - PRIME Paulie (HAWT)
    Brain - Floyd (no explanation needed_
    Chin - LaMotta (took bombs from the goat for fun)
    Left arm - Frazer (I love his left hook)
    Right arm - Wilder (It's already remarkably effective on its own, with the threat of a dangerous left arm this would become even more devastating)
    Heart - Gatti (popular choice ain't he)
    Lungs - Pac (again, self evident I think)
     
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    Hair - Richard Grant
    Brain - Muhammad Ali
    Chin - Marvin Hagler
    Left Arm - Sugar Ray Robinson
    Right Arm - Tommy Hearns
    Heart - Joe Frazier
    Lungs - Ray Leonard
    Legs - David Tua
     
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    Hair - Young Ray Leonard
    Brain - Floyd
    Chin - McCall
    Left - Pacquiao
    Right - Mike Tyson
    Heart - Holyfield
    Lungs - Calzaghe
    Legs - Ali young
     
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    I really like the above!
     
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  14. Aydamn

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    Hair - Usyk 2012
    Brain - Usyk
    Chin - Muhammed Ali
    Left Arm - Whyte
    Right Arm - Wilder
    Heart - Muhammed Ali
    Lungs - Usyk
    Legs - Usyk

    Godmode: ON
     
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    DoubleJab666 Dot, dot, dot... Full Member

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    *Edited for accuracy
     
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