Top 10 P4P Hype Jobs!

Top 10 Pound for Pound Hype Jobs

10. Naoya Inoue

He sports an impressive record of 97-0 with 96 wins by first round KO. Most impressively, every fight has been against middle school children in Japan. He might have been higher up in the rankings, however, his highest weigh-in to date was 83.7 Ibs.

9. Tyson Fury

Fury proves that euro trash can still make it in boxing as long as it stays on the other side of the Atlantic. With an impressive record including wins over the 103 year old Ukranian champion Grabamire Clenchko and fellow hype job Deontey “Windmill” Wilder, Fury proves just how good that Swedish bum really was.

8. Deontay Wilder

Better known as the “Windmill,” Wilder has the longest KO streak of any active cab drive, including 3 homicides! He moved to number 8 by sleazy back room bribery assuring at least one of the stupid judges had him winning in that fight with the fat Gypsy Walrus.

7. Gennady Golovkin

The people’s chump! Some would say that he deserves to be higher on this list, however, his recent loss to the Clenbuterol Cow makes it hard to put him higher. Fortunately, GGG seems to have forgotten about this loss do to early stages of alzheimer’s disease. Even at the mature age of 87, however, Golovkin means “box, serious box.”

6. Patricio Manuel

If you have never heard of this fighter, consider that a blessing. S/he is coming off a recent split decision win over the legendary Charles Zelenoff to win the World LGBT super hype weight title. Special thanks to Golden Boy productions for pushing this disgusting fringe social issue directly in our faces!

5. Errol Spence Jr.

The “Truth” can hurt they say, unless you are fighting someone better than guys on two weeks notice from Tijuana. After an impressive loss in the Olympics, Spence recently moved up in the rankings by getting his butt handed to him by Shawn Porter and still somehow managing to slither away with a win.

4. Anthony Joshua

At one time the most over-hyped fighter since that drunk Irish guy that fought Mayweather, Joshua has a special combination of hidden steroid abuse, mindless British fans, and a slime ball promoter which has helped him stay near the top of the list. His recent loss to some random fat Mexican guy has hurt his standings, but true to hype-job form, he is still pretending to be the A side in his upcoming fight in that country where they kill infidels.

3. Vasyl Lomachenko

Few fighters have shown the type of over-hype this 91 Ib world champion from Ukraine has shown. What he lacks in punching power, he makes up for in biased commentary while fighting guys who weigh less than what most men crap out every morning. His one stain, a loss to a drunk Mexican crotch puncher during a Cinco de Mayo after hours party, probably keeps him from moving higher on this list.

2. Terrance Crawford

Crawford might be one of the all time great hype-jobs if it wasn’t for his worthless sleaze bag promoter Bob Arum turning state’s evidence to reveal the scorecards are really filled out ahead of time. Crawfords resume consists of a bunch of guys no one has ever heard of and Amir Khan! This is an impressive feat for someone claiming to be the A side against some other hype job who will never actually fight him!

1. Clenelo Alveroids

Possibly one of the greatest hype-jobs of all time. Clenelo has the rare combination of a cross dressing promoter, obvious PED abuse, paid for decisions, and a great resume made up of total fluff when put under any real scrutiny. His two highway robberies of the Russian robot have only boosted his hype status. Now that he is roiding up to super hype weight to fight a 45 year old alcoholic domestic abuser, his status will further rise as a total hype! At least he showed us how good Mayweather really was. Viva la Mexico!

 

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